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My car.. Stolen. Recovered... theif underwent surgery... total loss :( pix inside

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Well... It all started like this... I was out detailing my car and I hadda use the bathroom REALLY bad. Figured I'd sneak into the elevator and relieve myself... I come back... MY CAR IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 minutes later... the following pictures depict what happened...

He knew it was a challenge to begin with... but he had to avenge his brother Habeneros death. (He killed himself because the Habenero Red Sedan by Lovecheese was to spicy).

As you can see in this picture... He was stalking me the entire day... I never noticed it... Stupid me... I should always be aware of my surroundings.

As many of us do, I left my sunroof slightly cracked... that's how Mr Jalapeno snuck into my car. Who woulda thought a thief could sneak into a car that way?

HOLY HELL! He's driving my car into a lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the cops when you need them!?!?! God I hate peppers when they get jealous.

Well the cops stopped the car with a pit move... no damager done to the car thank god! They got the pepper out of the car and the damn thing is resistanting arrest as you can see in the picture. What a fiesty thing....

He pulled a weapon out and the cops had to end it.. he threatened to shoot the car :(... That would have made a very unhappy Lovecheese.

Unfortunatly... as I stated... it was a total loss... Dr Carrot, Dr Lime and Nurse Bean could not revive him after open heart surgey. DAMN THEM THEIVES LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL!

I hope you like my story of the pepper who was rough. I wanted to use a Habenero... but... they are hard as **** to find.
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this thread sucks.
Why did you post here then? Don't like it, then take your ass elsewhere.
I did it because it was something different... I wanted to get people to laugh and see that our cars actually have great value being used in a plot rather than just a picture.
you scared me dude!! lol
great story.. a habenero lol i thought it was clever :)
I'm still trying to find a habbi... impossible in this local area.
Thank you. I might be doing another one if I can find a skunk beanie baby
possibly the hottest pepper i`ve ever seen.

...i think i may have just outdone myself in corniness.

& now the food references won`t end.
That was pretty good man, threw me for a loop and didnt see that comming but not bad.

+1 for originality
You sir are insane...but I loved it.

+10000 imaginary rep points to you.

Rep on this site reminds me of the scoring from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Haha I'm late...as always, funny story dude. :thumb:
good thing he was caught could have gottin really dangerous
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