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My car.. Stolen. Recovered... theif underwent surgery... total loss :( pix inside

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Well... It all started like this... I was out detailing my car and I hadda use the bathroom REALLY bad. Figured I'd sneak into the elevator and relieve myself... I come back... MY CAR IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 minutes later... the following pictures depict what happened...

He knew it was a challenge to begin with... but he had to avenge his brother Habeneros death. (He killed himself because the Habenero Red Sedan by Lovecheese was to spicy).

As you can see in this picture... He was stalking me the entire day... I never noticed it... Stupid me... I should always be aware of my surroundings.

As many of us do, I left my sunroof slightly cracked... that's how Mr Jalapeno snuck into my car. Who woulda thought a thief could sneak into a car that way?

HOLY HELL! He's driving my car into a lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the cops when you need them!?!?! God I hate peppers when they get jealous.

Well the cops stopped the car with a pit move... no damager done to the car thank god! They got the pepper out of the car and the damn thing is resistanting arrest as you can see in the picture. What a fiesty thing....

He pulled a weapon out and the cops had to end it.. he threatened to shoot the car :(... That would have made a very unhappy Lovecheese.

Unfortunatly... as I stated... it was a total loss... Dr Carrot, Dr Lime and Nurse Bean could not revive him after open heart surgey. DAMN THEM THEIVES LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL!

I hope you like my story of the pepper who was rough. I wanted to use a Habenero... but... they are hard as **** to find.
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:rotfl: that was some good stuff! Lol it's a tear-jerker of a story.
One of them seeds should of popped and flew into your eye...better yet EYES!!! I hate j00!
Wow, and I thought freshman were immature.

You got good taste in car style though. Seen that intercooler =b
You should write a childrens book
haha thanks guys. Just wait until i get my new car.s
damn you cheese!!!

I just knew with you "selling" your car, that it got stolen and I almost felt bad for your sorry ass!!!

I hope your jalapeno makes your ******* burn, and you run out of toilet paper!!! :mad:
so let me get this straight.... a mexican stole your car ?

lol joking
Nurse Bean is hott.
Don't let the curves fool you... That nurse is a dood. :eek:

Nice story. :)
Best reply possible.

I chuckled at OP, rofl'd at this smilie.
Haha I'm gonna do another one I think... this time with a real habenero since I found one.
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