You should write a childrens book
My car.. Stolen. Recovered... theif underwent surgery... total loss :( pix inside
Well... It all started like this... I was out detailing my car and I hadda use the bathroom REALLY bad. Figured I'd sneak into the elevator and relieve myself... I come back... MY CAR IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 minutes later... the following pictures depict what happened...
He knew it was a challenge to begin with... but he had to avenge his brother Habeneros death. (He killed himself because the Habenero Red Sedan by Lovecheese was to spicy).
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As you can see in this picture... He was stalking me the entire day... I never noticed it... Stupid me... I should always be aware of my surroundings.
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As many of us do, I left my sunroof slightly cracked... that's how Mr Jalapeno snuck into my car. Who woulda thought a thief could sneak into a car that way?
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HOLY HELL! He's driving my car into a lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the cops when you need them!?!?! God I hate peppers when they get jealous.
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Well the cops stopped the car with a pit move... no damager done to the car thank god! They got the pepper out of the car and the damn thing is resistanting arrest as you can see in the picture. What a fiesty thing....
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He pulled a weapon out and the cops had to end it.. he threatened to shoot the car
... That would have made a very unhappy Lovecheese.
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Unfortunatly... as I stated... it was a total loss... Dr Carrot, Dr Lime and Nurse Bean could not revive him after open heart surgey. DAMN THEM THEIVES LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL!
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I hope you like my story of the pepper who was rough. I wanted to use a Habenero... but... they are hard as **** to find.
15 minutes later... the following pictures depict what happened...
He knew it was a challenge to begin with... but he had to avenge his brother Habeneros death. (He killed himself because the Habenero Red Sedan by Lovecheese was to spicy).
As you can see in this picture... He was stalking me the entire day... I never noticed it... Stupid me... I should always be aware of my surroundings.
As many of us do, I left my sunroof slightly cracked... that's how Mr Jalapeno snuck into my car. Who woulda thought a thief could sneak into a car that way?
HOLY HELL! He's driving my car into a lake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are the cops when you need them!?!?! God I hate peppers when they get jealous.
Well the cops stopped the car with a pit move... no damager done to the car thank god! They got the pepper out of the car and the damn thing is resistanting arrest as you can see in the picture. What a fiesty thing....
He pulled a weapon out and the cops had to end it.. he threatened to shoot the car
... That would have made a very unhappy Lovecheese.
Unfortunatly... as I stated... it was a total loss... Dr Carrot, Dr Lime and Nurse Bean could not revive him after open heart surgey. DAMN THEM THEIVES LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ALL!
I hope you like my story of the pepper who was rough. I wanted to use a Habenero... but... they are hard as **** to find.
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