8th Generation Honda Civic Forum banner

1 - 11 of 11 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,758 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.


Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.


"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,548 Posts
GlxyGry06Si said:
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.


Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.


"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful .. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
That sounds like me cooking with one of my exes. :banghead:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,758 Posts
Discussion Starter #4
bump for a funny joke
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,367 Posts
I should definitely do this with my mom. whenever she's in my car she freaks out about every little thing I do.

"why's your car so loud!? WHY DONT YOU SHIFT!? WHY ARE YOU DRIVING SO FAST!? ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK!?!"

:iorun: :eek:hnoes: :xyxnervou
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
9,758 Posts
Discussion Starter #10
haha. no kidding. then they scream when you are driving behind someone and 8 cars ahead someone hits there breaks and then they ***** because you did not apply your breaks.
 
1 - 11 of 11 Posts
Top