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The DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.

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When the DENTIST says, Open wide.


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When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?


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When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?


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When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says,
Once it's in, you'll love it.


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When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.



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When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest
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When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.


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When the TELEPHONE GUY says,
Would you like it On the table or against the wall?


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Good thing you posted this... my mind seriously assumes all those things are somehow sexually related.. Seriously.. crazy how it works sometimes
 
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