13yr old buys hookers and play halo.

[Alpineinstaller]

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A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

[gx4th]

Originally Posted by Alpineinstaller

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

This kid's well on his way already

[Mabuz]

Yeah, he's already got the fraud and call-girl parts down well at 13. He'd fit right in with the rest of the people that run our country.

[maximo61170]

this is what why 10 year olds shouldnt play mature games. maybe like 13 or 15 but it is really kinda annoying and disturbing when you play halo online and there is a 10 year old cussing you out. iiuno tho.

[P1ng]

hilarious

[Dar-Dar]

strip-Halo anyone??? lol.

i guess kids addicted to videogames think that hookers are hooked on videogames too. lmao.

[galaxygrey13]

That is funny. Those are some smart kids. Kind of dumb at the same time for not taking advantage of the situation to get laid. At that age there are kids having sex with their teachers!!

[Trooper2442]

HAHAHA Played Halo hahaha

[autoxmnstr]

smart kid, except for not gettin down wit the get down!!

[RedLineSi]

haha I heard this on the radio

[ThangsMugen]

Good story.

[gibbletz]

People of restricted growth...suurree.

[sh33t_0f_p4p3r]

LMAO thats ******* awsome

[06civictx]

i for one blame World of Warcraft.

[gx4th]

Originally Posted by 06civictx

i for one blame World of Warcraft.

Don't blame a game. Instead, applaud our current lawmakers for setting a fine example to this kid. Vitter, Craig, Spitzer, etc.

to all of you!

[06civictx]

Originally Posted by gx4th

Don't blame a game. Instead, applaud our current lawmakers for setting a fine example to this kid. Vitter, Craig, Spitzer, etc.

to all of you!

[Izzy]

I would have gone down to business alright...




...would have played Dead Rising instead. Much funner than playing FPS with prostitutes. They could watch me dice in-game "escort" girls with chainsaws. Or, invariably, with a hedge trimmer.

[marc-o-lishuz]

He has potential.