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45Horsepower and 45Ft. lbs of Torque, WOW...

Guys i think we should pounce on this and do a group buy while we still can, like it says this is only a introductry price...

+45HP Performance Chip Honda Civic 1990-2008 07 06 05 - (eBay.ca item 270214801189 end time 02-Mar-08 18:17:46 EST)


the text is so big how can i not buy it?, i think i should go for it, dont you?

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Precision_tune Performance
45+HP Guaranteed! Save 11+MPG!
FEEL THE POWER! 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
INTRODUCING THE ORIGINAL Precision_Tune PERFORMANCE CHIP NEW AND IMPROVED STAGE 5 CHIP
Manufactured for a 1990 through 2008 Honda Civic
Performance Chip Specifications
- 45+ Horsepower (50-55+ HP on trucks and SUV's)
- 45+ Ft. lbs of Torque ( 50-55+ HP on trucks and SUV's)
- 7-11 MPG better fuel saving GUARANTEED!
- Faster Acceleration
- Faster Track times
- Improved 1/4 and 1/8th mile track times
- Better mid-range acceleration
- Higher Top-End power
- Increased towing power
- Smoother shifting (Automatic and manual transmissions)
- Smoother Idle
- Extends the life of your spark plugs
- Extends the time between costly engine Tune-ups
- More low end torque
- 60%+ Quicker throttle response time
What you will receive:
- 1 Precision_Tune Performance Chip Kit
- Lifetime no hassle warranty
- 1 Set of Precision_Tune Performance Installation instructions ( Installation takes less than 5 minutes to install. It's so simple with our installation instructions, if you can plug an electrical plug into the wall, you can install our chip!
- 100% money back guarantee
- 24/7 Technical support
- We ship the same day we receive your order
How our module works: Since 1998 we have been producing performance chips. In 1995 we purchased all of the performance chips currently available on the market. We found that each performance chip that we used had given us a performance gain in some way or another. We had run over 300 times on a dynamometer using the same vehicle with only one different variable, the different performance chip. After seeing that the average cost of the performance chip was over $300 we wondered how are these chips made. We then spent the next two years researching and through experienced electrical technicians we had discovered the SECRET. We then created 500 prototype performance chips and placed them on 500 different vehicles for testing. With a 100% success rate on every vehicle and not one of them failing we decided to offer our performance chips to our local area for sale. We have recently made some changes and decided to sell our performance chips on eBay. Since 1990, fuel injection has been in every vehicle produced. Fuel injected vehicles run on a ECU or PCM board which are basically fancy terms for a computer. We have studied and figured out that every vehicle from the car manufacturers runs rich from the factory. Your vehicle's performance relies on an Air/Fuel ratio in order to function properly. The air/fuel ratio runs at 3 different levels: Rich, Stoich and Lean. The vehicle manufacturers try to produce as much power as possible without sacrificing engine reliability, better gas mileage and the mileage between tune-ups. Our job was to figure out how to produce more power and give better gas mileage at the same time. When your vehicle is running rich you are wasting gas. For example: If you have ever seen a person accelerating quickly you may have seen black smoke coming from the back of the car, this is NORMAL. The black smoke is un-burnt fuel coming out in a liquid/gas form. This un-burnt fuel should stay in your gas tank. There is no need to throw money out the window. When your air/fuel ratio runs at stoichometric levels you are getting optimum performance along with better gas mileage. Our performance chip will allow your vehicle to run at stoichometric levels at all times! You will not need to use premium fuel although it does help our chip work even better! We are offering the current price on eBay as an introductory price and the price will go up. We are also offering a 100% money back guarantee to prove to each and every one of our valuable customers that this will give you more horsepower and save you gas money each time you go to the pump. Try one today, you cannot go wrong with our 100% hassle-free money back guarantee!
Frequently Asked Questions:
- Q: How do you sell it for such a low cost?
- A: Like some huge companies, you deal with a middleman. With us, there is no middleman involved, we are a family owned company and we have our own 10,000 sq. ft. Facility in which we Build, package and ship our own items. We also order all of our supplies in bulk. We are also offering the current price as an introductory price.
- Q: Will this work on turbo/supercharged vehicles?
- A: Sorry, we are currently in development of making it work with turbo/supercharged vehicles.
- Q: Can I pick up my module locally?
- A: In order to keep our costs down, we can only ship our performance products.
- Q: Will this work on diesel vehicles?
- A: Sorry, Our modules will not work with diesel engines at this time.
- Q: Will your module hurt or damage my engine?
- A: NO! Our module will not hurt or damage your engine in any way!
- Q: Will your module void my warranty on my vehicle?
- A: No, Our module will not void your warranty. You will not run into any warranty issues!
- Q: Do you have a return policy? Is there a warranty?
- A: Yes, we offer a hassle free 100% money back guarantee! Your module comes with a hassle free lifetime warranty.
- Q: Will your module work on automatic and manual transmissions?
- A: Yes, our module will work with all transmissions!
- Q: Will I need any special tools or will I need to take my vehicle to the mechanic to install the module?
- A: NO! This is the best part about our chip! We include the BEST installation instructions. You will be able to install our module in less than 5 minutes. If you can plug a electrical cord into the wall, you can install our chip! You will not need any special tools. You will not need any tools in fact! Also, there is no cutting, splicing or any kind of soldering required. Our module is plug and play installation!
Payment Options
- Paypal ( Preferred )
- Money order
- Certified Checks
- Personal or Cashier's checks
- Paypal E-Check
We would like to thank you for taking the time out of your busy day for looking at our page. We hope to do business with you soon! Have a wonderful Day!
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Turbonator

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Oh man, it might help with the 3rd gear grind...it guarantees smoother shifting as well!

Stage 5 FTW!!!
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I wonder if these are the same people who make the sunroof magnet.

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- A: In order to keep our costs down, we can only ship our performance products.
I loved this one...
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Im getting two of this before they are all gone!!
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I like their guarantee of 45 HP. You should buy it and then sue them when it doesn't meet their guarantees.
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if its real(but it really isnt), then id rather get that over a greddy turbo kit.
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if its real(but it really isnt), then id rather get that over a greddy turbo kit.
It's real, buy it right now.
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We oughta put this guy outa commission...
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sadly some folks will fall for that BS....its really sad.
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I can't believe what I just noticed at my local parts store....A full display (can't believe I missed it before) for Turbonator with attached parts catalog (any company with a laminated cover parts catalog HAS to be legit!)

Say it aint so...
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1990 through 2008 civics. Obviously it's made to work with many different series engines over the years..
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i think someone should do it since it's like $7.. then just get the $$$ back when it doesnt work.. they have a money back guarantee
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Haha, wouldnt it be cheaper if someone picked it up, instead of them wasting time and money to have it shiped?
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Haha, wouldnt it be cheaper if someone picked it up, instead of them wasting time and money to have it shiped?
I would certainly hope so lol
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Maybe they dont want you to see their state of the art 10,000 sq ft facility which will turn out to be some guys basement at his moms house using her hair pins to make "Chips" that you plug into your maf to make it not read as its suppose to and add more fuel and air because its not reading any air and make it stronger. Yes i bought one for 2 dollars a while ago and no they dont work.

It wont let you rev over 3K and it shuts the car down when you put it in gear. I didnt feel it worth trying to get my money back so i threw it away.
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