12-13-2007, 11:58 AM
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Miss ya J!!!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Charlotte, NC
Age: 27
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Funny warning labels
Sad to say that manufacturers actually have to put these labels on their products to protect themselves. 
- A label on a baby stroller warns: “Remove child before folding
- A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: “Harmful if swallowed
- A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."
- A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
- A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
- The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
- A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
- A household iron warns users: “Never iron clothes while they are being worn”
- A label on a hair dryer reads, “Never use hair dryer while sleeping”
- A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: “This product not intended for use as a dental drill.”
- The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: “If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.”
- A smoke detector warns: “Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.”
- A massage chair warns: “DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.”
- A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, “Do not drive with sunshield in place”
- An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter cautions, “Do not use near fire, flame or sparks”
- A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use “while sleeping or unconscious”
- A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: “Do not use as a ladder.”
- A cartridge for a laser printer warns, “Do not eat toner”
- A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: “Not intended for highway use”
- A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: “May irritate eyes”
- A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: “Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.”
- A snowblower warns: “Do not use snowthrower on roof.”
- A dishwasher carries this warning: “Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.”
- A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: “Caution - Risk of Fire”
- A box of birthday cake candles says: “DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.”
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