Funny Bar Quote Thread!! Post Em

[Snake-eyes]

"What sort of pub is this?"
"A Samoan pub"
"What's that?"
"It's a cocktail - you asked for a cocktail"
"I asked you to give me a refreshing drink - I wasn't expecting a ****ing rainforest. You could fall in love with an orangutan in that"
"You want a pint, go down to the pub"
"I thought this was a pub"
"It's a Samoan pub"

second quote

-"Where is the pancake house?"

-"I don't want more f**kin' pancakes, I want someplace where I can get laid and get a shot and a beer, not more f**kin' pancakes"

-"Well I'm f**kin' hungry now you know!"

-"All right here's what we'll do. We'll stop, get pancakes, get laid..."

guess the movies and win a prize lol

just post some funny bar stuff you heard in movies or real life!

[Anubis]

lol good stuff