bish, you just got pwned.

cR4$h · 08-15-2007, 09:02 PM

guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

mattsbobo · 08-15-2007, 09:04 PM

Pretty funny, but I prefer the money shot. MONEY SHOT FTMFW!!!!!!!!

***Ruthless909*** · 08-15-2007, 09:06 PM

Si_Chick · 08-15-2007, 09:08 PM

Would you put a gun in your girlfriend's face? I doubt after that situation that guy will be getting his cawk sucked by that girl

**iluvmycsx** · 08-15-2007, 09:10 PM

***Izzy*** · 08-15-2007, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si_Chick

Would you put a gun in your girlfriend's face? I doubt after that situation that guy will be getting his cawk sucked by that girl

Isn't there some kind of adrenal-terror horniness? Y'never know!

Anyway, I think I'll side with the Bukkake squad on this one...

***AbsoluteGG*** · 08-15-2007, 09:55 PM

megan did this happen to you at your new job

BubzSI · 08-15-2007, 10:01 PM

^^ nope megan doesnt go for sperm, i dont think shes ever had sex in her life.

mattsbobo · 08-15-2007, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izzy

Anyway, I think I'll side with the Bukkake squad on this one...

THere's FG Squad, FA Squad, Geezer Squad, 20 Something Squad, and who knows what other squad. We should start the official Bukkake Squad! I'm all about the bukkake!

BlackjacK · 08-15-2007, 10:18 PM

lol

08-15-2007, 09:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
cR4$h Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Enid/Drummond, OK Age: 21 Posts: 10,617 ..Resident Drunk..(girl).. iTrader: 0 / 0%	bish, you just got pwned. guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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mattsbobo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Age: 34 Posts: 5,027 Who watches the Watchmen? iTrader: 8 / 100%	Pretty funny, but I prefer the money shot. MONEY SHOT FTMFW!!!!!!!!

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Si_Chick Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ottawa Age: 23 Posts: 2,756 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Would you put a gun in your girlfriend's face? I doubt after that situation that guy will be getting his cawk sucked by that girl

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08-15-2007, 10:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
BubzSI Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oklahoma City Age: 24 Posts: 2,413 Travis iTrader: 5 / 100%	^^ nope megan doesnt go for sperm, i dont think shes ever had sex in her life.

08-15-2007, 10:18 PM	#10 (permalink)
BlackjacK Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 52 iTrader: 0 / 0%	lol