Whats your favorite Family Guy Moment/Quote?

lilwhitesi · 08-08-2007, 09:24 PM

So I've been on this forum for a while and I've noticed a lot of people have Family Guy avatars or have referenced the show in one way or another so I thought, why not share our favorite moments?

I'll start:

Peter: I feel so stupid
Brian: More stupid than when you locked your keys out of the car?

--cuts away--

*Peter looks outside his car, face pressed up against the glass, at his keys*
*guy walks by*
Peter: Excuse me sir..SIR! Can you get my keys? Oh screw you!

*Peter makes a stick out of a wire hangar to try to get keys, picks them up, but it falls back down. He cries. lol.

If you want to see it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9KTZ_JzNLFc

06BlackSi · 08-08-2007, 09:46 PM

i love these threads! IBTL

"God lets see, what else is there?" HAHAHA!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xxw8y0HzbZo

zenith931 · 08-08-2007, 10:19 PM

*Peter gets Lois an anniversary gift*
Lois: Oh! A human thumb! Where'd you find this?
Peter: <clutching his hand under his arm and shaking>Oh, I found it on ebay.
<Peter vomits, falls on the floor> Call 9-1-1!

Also, any time Peter and the chicken get into it.

The time Stewie beats up Brian saying, "Where's my money?!"

lilwhitesi · 08-08-2007, 10:27 PM

The Four Peters

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-KVeUxamZpI

or

Fart Wars

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lHKcbZBUfbU

This one is not so musical but a classic moment in family guy history :) hope you havn't had dinner yet

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Bv4-KGH4x8

TJ213 · 08-08-2007, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilwhitesi

So I've been on this forum for a while and I've noticed a lot of people have Family Guy avatars or have referenced the show in one way or another so I thought, why not share our favorite moments?

I'll start:

Peter: I feel so stupid
Brian: More stupid than when you locked your keys out of the car?

--cuts away--

*Peter looks outside his car, face pressed up against the glass, at his keys*
*guy walks by*
Peter: Excuse me sir..SIR! Can you get my keys? Oh screw you!

*Peter makes a stick out of a wire hangar to try to get keys, picks them up, but it falls back down. He cries. lol.

If you want to see it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9KTZ_JzNLFc

lol, have you ever seen the REAL 911 call where a lady locks herself inside her car

lilwhitesi · 08-08-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TJ213

lol, have you ever seen the REAL 911 call where a lady locks herself inside her car

No, I havn't...sounds like it would be hilarious though haha.

***kpSTI*** · 08-08-2007, 10:52 PM

I love this one!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BU4NigPcw...elated&search=
LMAO!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bqXB9wd04...elated&search=
This is SOOOOOO WRONG!!! But Funny!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=P1nFQ0yZokY

Firestrife · 08-08-2007, 11:01 PM

"While Stewie prepares to do his floor routine i would like to remind the audience that this is not ***."
"Boy that was really ***"
"No no didnt you hear the announcers they said it was not ***... hhahaha stewie 1 you 0"
One of my favs.

Si 07 · 08-08-2007, 11:11 PM

Baby Quagmire:

"WAA WAA WAA... allllriiiight"

"he he he you dropped something... MY JAW ... allllriiight gigidy"

"why hello lips legs breast and ass"

**video best of Quagmire 1of3**

**more Quagmire videos** gigidy ALLLLRIIIIGHT

***sgtpruitt*** · 08-08-2007, 11:14 PM

Stewie to Brian: Umm, feel free to say no to this but… would you mind shaving my coin purse?

lilwhitesi · 08-09-2007, 01:10 AM

What happens when Peter takes ecstacy...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=roFG-vjBJ5o

ac2539 · 08-09-2007, 02:18 AM

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: ...Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

mattsbobo · 08-09-2007, 04:07 AM

After sex

Lady in bed with Quagmire: Glen, I have a question for you.

Quagmire: I've got a question for you to. Why are you still here?

**firmhonda** · 08-09-2007, 04:13 AM

A mod should merge threads

funniest clip from family guy of all time

zenith931 · 08-09-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ac2539

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: ...Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

I just watched this episode! Hahaha, Quagmire is awesome.

NIGHTHAWKSI · 08-09-2007, 12:22 PM

<-- peter forgets how to sit

08-08-2007, 09:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
lilwhitesi Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ocean Springs, MS Posts: 356 Phong Le iTrader: 0 / 0%	Whats your favorite Family Guy Moment/Quote? So I've been on this forum for a while and I've noticed a lot of people have Family Guy avatars or have referenced the show in one way or another so I thought, why not share our favorite moments? I'll start: Peter: I feel so stupid Brian: More stupid than when you locked your keys out of the car? --cuts away-- Peter looks outside his car, face pressed up against the glass, at his keys guy walks by Peter: Excuse me sir..SIR! Can you get my keys? Oh screw you! *Peter makes a stick out of a wire hangar to try to get keys, picks them up, but it falls back down. He cries. lol. If you want to see it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9KTZ_JzNLFc

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08-08-2007, 11:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Si 07 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bartlett, IL Posts: 1,288 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Quagmire is my HERO! Baby Quagmire: "WAA WAA WAA... allllriiiight" "he he he you dropped something... MY JAW ... allllriiight gigidy" "why hello lips legs breast and ass" video best of Quagmire 1of3 more Quagmire videos gigidy ALLLLRIIIIGHT

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06BlackSi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,011 iTrader: 8 / 100%	i love these threads! IBTL "God lets see, what else is there?" HAHAHA!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=xxw8y0HzbZo

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zenith931 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Redford, MI Age: 25 Posts: 2,423 Yes, I AM A WOMAN! iTrader: 4 / 100%	Peter gets Lois an anniversary gift Lois: Oh! A human thumb! Where'd you find this? Peter: <clutching his hand under his arm and shaking>Oh, I found it on ebay. <Peter vomits, falls on the floor> Call 9-1-1! Also, any time Peter and the chicken get into it. The time Stewie beats up Brian saying, "Where's my money?!"

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lilwhitesi Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ocean Springs, MS Posts: 356 Phong Le iTrader: 0 / 0%	The Four Peters http://youtube.com/watch?v=-KVeUxamZpI or Fart Wars http://youtube.com/watch?v=lHKcbZBUfbU This one is not so musical but a classic moment in family guy history :) hope you havn't had dinner yet http://youtube.com/watch?v=6Bv4-KGH4x8

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Firestrife Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 20 Posts: 3,444 Keenan iTrader: 9 / 100%	"While Stewie prepares to do his floor routine i would like to remind the audience that this is not *." "Boy that was really " "No no didnt you hear the announcers they said it was not **... hhahaha stewie 1 you 0" One of my favs.

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