A letter to dad...

***SIdechick*** · 08-08-2007, 05:29 PM

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion…Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

***GGEX*** · 08-08-2007, 05:31 PM

ive seen it before, but still funny

***Izzy*** · 08-08-2007, 05:31 PM

...I expect John will never get that phone call back...

SIcBoy · 08-08-2007, 06:14 PM

the aids part made me laugh...
and the drug trading

Bootsie · 08-08-2007, 06:26 PM

Ha Ha funny, I've seen it before, but it is still funny.

***LikWidv1*** · 08-08-2007, 06:59 PM

Um...

haha..

***Special Ringpop*** · 08-08-2007, 07:02 PM

That was pretty good lol.

***Janizary*** · 08-08-2007, 07:26 PM

I've seen the 'daughter' version. But that was still funny.

***AbsoluteGG*** · 08-08-2007, 07:35 PM

rofl that was good.

**firmhonda** · 08-08-2007, 09:00 PM

That's funny stuff.

TJ213 · 08-08-2007, 09:17 PM

mattsbobo · 08-09-2007, 04:12 AM

Funny as hell!

**GeezerSi** · 08-09-2007, 08:05 AM

I've also seen the daughter version before, but it is still great.

Doug · 08-09-2007, 09:18 AM

funy stuff!

trystar · 11-06-2007, 12:40 PM

dead thread revival.. but man that shit made me laugh. hahaha

08-08-2007, 05:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
*SIdechick* VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 386 Stacey iTrader: 0 / 0%	A letter to dad... A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad." With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion…Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

08-08-2007, 06:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
*LikWidv1* I'z a Ricorz! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston Age: 24 Posts: 4,949 "NBA" iTrader: 2 / 100%	Um... haha.. __________________

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08-08-2007, 05:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
*Izzy* Supreme Pizza! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Azusa, CA Age: 25 Posts: 11,935 iTrader: 5 / 100%	...I expect John will never get that phone call back...

08-08-2007, 06:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	the aids part made me laugh... and the drug trading

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Bootsie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UT Posts: 917 Brooklynn iTrader: 0 / 0%	Ha Ha funny, I've seen it before, but it is still funny.

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firmhonda Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: DF-Dub Age: 25 Posts: 10,985 Justin Credible. iTrader: 0 / 0%	That's funny stuff.

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mattsbobo Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Raleigh, NC Age: 34 Posts: 5,027 Who watches the Watchmen? iTrader: 8 / 100%	Funny as hell!

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Doug Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Palm Bay, FL Age: 23 Posts: 555 Doug iTrader: 0 / 0%	funy stuff!

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trystar Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Cypress - Houston TX Posts: 1,073 Tam Ngo iTrader: 7 / 100%	dead thread revival.. but man that shit made me laugh. hahaha

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