Dating Rituals

cR4$h · 08-01-2007, 04:49 PM

email fwd, but I thought it was funny.

DATING RITUALS (cultural awareness is good)

WHITE WOMEN

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN

First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN

First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

illusionstwice · 08-01-2007, 04:51 PM

omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FRICAN HILARIOUS!!! I would rep u if I could but I did earlier...omg ....The mexicna and indian had me

Copied//printed//distributed at work! lol

PSU Pinoy PSU · 08-01-2007, 04:57 PM

pockings · 08-01-2007, 05:15 PM

LOL. So true about Chinese women

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MordeKyle · 08-01-2007, 05:34 PM

i had a jewish gf once..... she must have lied about being jewish

PSU Pinoy PSU · 08-01-2007, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MordeKyle

i had a jewish gf once..... she must have lied about being jewish

and this thread keeps getting better and better!

***CaliGuy*** · 08-01-2007, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MordeKyle

i had a jewish gf once..... she must have lied about being jewish

That sucks. The only Jewish girl I was with was all about sex! I mean all the motherf'n time!

xcopx · 08-01-2007, 06:40 PM

Good one!

zenith931 · 08-01-2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliGuy

That sucks. The only Jewish girl I was with was all about sex! I mean all the motherf'n time!

Why are you complaining??

Si_Chick · 08-01-2007, 08:24 PM

Everyone in here is a closet racist

I laughed though...

GlassDoctor · 08-01-2007, 08:58 PM

I must have married a American-Jewish girl haha got the first 2 american then the 3rd jewish.

***CaliGuy*** · 08-01-2007, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenith931

Why are you complaining??

I'm not. I was referring to Kyle's Jewish Girl experience. She was the bomb! She's married now with a kid...

zenith931 · 08-01-2007, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliGuy

She's married now with a kid...

Now THAT'S something to complain about!

***CaliGuy*** · 08-01-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenith931

Now THAT'S something to complain about!

That and she would let me piihb...

***gibbletz*** · 08-01-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliGuy

That sucks. The only Jewish girl I was with was all about sex! I mean all the motherf'n time!

zenith931 · 08-01-2007, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliGuy

That and she would let me piihb...

I bet you cried when you found out she was off-market.

***gibbletz*** · 08-01-2007, 10:41 PM

European girls > American girls

***CaliGuy*** · 08-01-2007, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zenith931

I bet you cried when you found out she was off-market.

Nah...I hadn't seen her in about 5 years anyway...I'm sure I could still bang her if I wanted...she loved my junk...

***CaliGuy*** · 08-01-2007, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gibbletz

European girls > American girls

x11100000000000000000000000000000000000000

Si_Chick · 08-01-2007, 10:45 PM

^ Canadian born/raised // European background?

LOL

08-01-2007, 04:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
cR4$h Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Enid/Drummond, OK Age: 21 Posts: 10,617 ..Resident Drunk..(girl).. iTrader: 0 / 0%	Dating Rituals email fwd, but I thought it was funny. DATING RITUALS (cultural awareness is good) WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande. The POINT? DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

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