The official "Ask a *** man" Thread

***NewbTuner*** · 07-27-2007, 05:00 PM

Since the recent "Ask a ......." thread boom i figured I would provide yet another option for people to get the information they need.

Go ahead and ask your question, No matter how offensive or mean or just plain off the wall I will answer or one of the others will :)

Now all we need is a thread from every profession/race/ethnicity!

FG-Habanero-NavI · 07-27-2007, 05:01 PM

Somehow, I knew this was gonna be the next thread.. lol.

S Eye · 07-27-2007, 05:03 PM

What is a "top" and "bottom"? is that like pitching and catching or what?

***NewbTuner*** · 07-27-2007, 05:05 PM

The phrase "Top" Or "Bottom" is used to describe the position during anal sex.

A bottom is the catcher, a top is the pitcher..

The word "Versatile" (Sp?) is also used and that means you are willing to both pitch and catch.

Edit: Its also used to describe your preferance.. if someone says they are a "Top" it basically means they will not catch at all. If someone says they are a "bottom" it means they would much rather catch.

***07BlakBlak*** · 07-27-2007, 05:08 PM

dont you have to be versatile? that would suck if you were just the catcher....WTF man.....since they are both dudes.....what kinda dude would cockblock like that???? That seems like some BS, thats prison stuff.

Also, I feel like if I had a *** friend he shouldnt mind BeeJin me up if seriously asked and I need to get a nut off. Isnt that kinda like just bein a good buddy? I mean its still *** for me, but he shouldnt care I would think....?

***CaliGuy*** · 07-27-2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 07BlakBlak

dont you have to be versatile? that would suck if you were just the catcher....WTF man.....since they are both dudes.....what kinda dude would cockblock like that???? That seems like some BS, thats prison stuff.

Also, I feel like if I had a *** friend he shouldnt mind BeeJin me up if seriously asked and I need to get a nut off. Isnt that kinda like just bein a good buddy? I mean its still *** for me, but he shouldnt care I would think....?

***NewbTuner*** · 07-27-2007, 05:11 PM

Yes they would care :) Its just like being straight in the fact that a girl isn't going to just service all their guy friends..lol

And no it doesn't suck if one person will only be a bottom...some people are only bottoms or only tops..thats just the way it goes..

***CaliGuy*** · 07-27-2007, 05:12 PM

IDK if anyone of you *** guys are bi, but I was always curious: Is it easier to get laid being *** (as duded are all hornballs) than from being strait?

Si4Life · 07-27-2007, 05:13 PM

how did your family feel when you came out?

Jerlent · 07-27-2007, 05:13 PM

This should be interesting.

***CaliGuy*** · 07-27-2007, 05:13 PM

Do you *** guys not find women attractive at all or just prefer men?

***NewbTuner*** · 07-27-2007, 05:23 PM

Caliguy, Im *** but have tried both sexes before arriving at my final conclusion.. and i think its easier for a *** guy to get laid. And Its hard to explain this.. to me it feels natural to be with a guy... i am not attracted to females.

Si4Life, my parents were like why did you tell us? we already knew.. lol

JeShUa · 07-27-2007, 05:47 PM

Why would a *** guy hit on a hetero? I've wanted to punch so many *** guys.. wtf? Lol..
I'm just nice geez...

**twistedframe** · 07-27-2007, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeShUa

Why would a *** guy hit on a hetero? I've wanted to punch so many *** guys.. wtf? Lol..
I'm just nice geez...

wow why don't you just take it as a compliment. i've been hit on buy gays guys before and never had a problem. Unless they started being very forward or trying to touch me I don't think I would be that pissed. Its not like you can just tell a *** guy apart from a staight guy...well not all the time.

***CaliGuy*** · 07-27-2007, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twistedframe

wow why don't you just take it as a compliment. i've been hit on buy gays guys before and never had a problem. Unless they started being very forward or trying to touch me I don't think I would be that pissed. Its not like you can just tell a *** guy apart from a staight guy...well not all the time.

Kakashi · 07-27-2007, 06:23 PM

The one question that i never get a answer to is this:

Youre ***. Ok. Nothing wrong with that. BUT, you are still classified as a man right? Male. SO why do some *** guys seem to go out of their way to be so feminine?

I really dont get it. You can be *** without being girly right?

zenith931 · 07-27-2007, 06:51 PM

I knew a guy in high school... was a pretty butch guy. Had a very deep, manly voice.

Ran into him a few years back, about 2-3 years out of high school and turns out he's ***. His voice went to the feminine, lispy voice.

I got no issue with the voice (it's how I can point out *** guys sometimes!) but WHY did he change his voice when he turned ***?!

leonphelpss11 · 07-27-2007, 06:52 PM

Do you guys "scissor" like they did in South Park with Mrs. Garrison and the guy from 300

***NewbTuner*** · 07-27-2007, 06:53 PM

Jeshua, the pickings are slim.. i mean a girl can go to a grocery store and pick up a guy easy.. not so easy for us.. so all you can do is ask..you get told no you keep walking. I don't like guys hanging all over me either..

Kakashi,
Yea..im not feminine at all.. lol some guys are just "Flaming"

Gr3y Goose · 07-27-2007, 06:55 PM

07-27-2007, 05:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
*NewbTuner* Its all about ME Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 908 iTrader: 0 / 0%	The official "Ask a * man" Thread** Since the recent "Ask a ......." thread boom i figured I would provide yet another option for people to get the information they need. Go ahead and ask your question, No matter how offensive or mean or just plain off the wall I will answer or one of the others will :) Now all we need is a thread from every profession/race/ethnicity!

07-27-2007, 05:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
*CaliGuy* VIP Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 30 Posts: 10,520 J. M. back by popular demand! iTrader: 4 / 100%	IDK if anyone of you * guys are bi, but I was always curious: Is it easier to get laid being * (as duded are all hornballs) than from being strait? __________________ Visit my city! Free vagin for every resident (in direct contrast to the other cities that only provide free Fleshlites!) http://eat-mykhram.myminicity.com/

07-27-2007, 05:13 PM	#11 (permalink)
*CaliGuy* VIP Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 30 Posts: 10,520 J. M. back by popular demand! iTrader: 4 / 100%	Do you *** guys not find women attractive at all or just prefer men? __________________ Visit my city! Free vagin for every resident (in direct contrast to the other cities that only provide free Fleshlites!) http://eat-mykhram.myminicity.com/

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S Eye Senior Member Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 133 iTrader: 0 / 0%	What is a "top" and "bottom"? is that like pitching and catching or what?

07-27-2007, 05:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
*NewbTuner* Its all about ME Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 908 iTrader: 0 / 0%	The phrase "Top" Or "Bottom" is used to describe the position during anal sex. A bottom is the catcher, a top is the pitcher.. The word "Versatile" (Sp?) is also used and that means you are willing to both pitch and catch. Edit: Its also used to describe your preferance.. if someone says they are a "Top" it basically means they will not catch at all. If someone says they are a "bottom" it means they would much rather catch.

07-27-2007, 05:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
*07BlakBlak* Big Froggin Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Squat Rack Posts: 2,120 iTrader: 0 / 0%	dont you have to be versatile? that would suck if you were just the catcher....WTF man.....since they are both dudes.....what kinda dude would cockblock like that???? That seems like some BS, thats prison stuff. Also, I feel like if I had a * friend he shouldnt mind BeeJin me up if seriously asked and I need to get a nut off. Isnt that kinda like just bein a good buddy? I mean its still * for me, but he shouldnt care I would think....?

07-27-2007, 05:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
*NewbTuner* Its all about ME Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 908 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Yes they would care :) Its just like being straight in the fact that a girl isn't going to just service all their guy friends..lol And no it doesn't suck if one person will only be a bottom...some people are only bottoms or only tops..thats just the way it goes..

07-27-2007, 05:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Si4Life Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Hopewell Junction Posts: 2,159 Whos High Pitch? iTrader: 0 / 0%	how did your family feel when you came out?

07-27-2007, 05:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jerlent Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Jersey Age: 30 Posts: 537 iTrader: 0 / 0%	This should be interesting.

07-27-2007, 05:23 PM	#12 (permalink)
*NewbTuner* Its all about ME Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 908 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Caliguy, Im * but have tried both sexes before arriving at my final conclusion.. and i think its easier for a * guy to get laid. And Its hard to explain this.. to me it feels natural to be with a guy... i am not attracted to females. Si4Life, my parents were like why did you tell us? we already knew.. lol

07-27-2007, 05:47 PM	#13 (permalink)
JeShUa Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 13,287 i can has lower? iTrader: 12 / 100%	Why would a * guy hit on a hetero? I've wanted to punch so many * guys.. wtf? Lol.. I'm just nice geez...

07-27-2007, 06:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
Kakashi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Aurora CO Age: 22 Posts: 3,706 iTrader: 1 / 100%	The one question that i never get a answer to is this: Youre *. Ok. Nothing wrong with that. BUT, you are still classified as a man right? Male. SO why do some * guys seem to go out of their way to be so feminine? I really dont get it. You can be *** without being girly right?

07-27-2007, 06:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
zenith931 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Redford, MI Age: 25 Posts: 2,423 Yes, I AM A WOMAN! iTrader: 4 / 100%	I knew a guy in high school... was a pretty butch guy. Had a very deep, manly voice. Ran into him a few years back, about 2-3 years out of high school and turns out he's *. His voice went to the feminine, lispy voice. I got no issue with the voice (it's how I can point out * guys sometimes!) but WHY did he change his voice when he turned ***?!

07-27-2007, 06:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
leonphelpss11 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: SWLA Posts: 1,404 iTrader: 6 / 100%	Do you guys "scissor" like they did in South Park with Mrs. Garrison and the guy from 300

07-27-2007, 06:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
*NewbTuner* Its all about ME Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 908 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Jeshua, the pickings are slim.. i mean a girl can go to a grocery store and pick up a guy easy.. not so easy for us.. so all you can do is ask..you get told no you keep walking. I don't like guys hanging all over me either.. Kakashi, Yea..im not feminine at all.. lol some guys are just "Flaming"

07-27-2007, 06:55 PM	#20 (permalink)
Gr3y Goose Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The House that Ruth Built Age: 21 Posts: 2,545 Goose iTrader: 3 / 100%