How to change a lightbulb on an internet forum...

[Loner48]

How many posters does it take To change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the forum, saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique,
and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum
which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle
the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

- - - AND- - -

One lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something
unrelated and start it all over again.

[MBK]

pretty good

[pockings]

Just how do you come up with these numbers?

[Civic4u]

Is this a test?

[XSRCivic]

Originally Posted by MBK

pretty good

Fragment!

It should say, "This is a pretty good explanation of online forums."
That is all.

[gibbletz]

See you in 6 months.

[xcopx]

Is this in the right forum?

[Tim]

And one striker_1818 to comment on how the lightbulb isn't a real lightbulb unless it's in an HID projector and 4300K.

[xvoltm2]

Originally Posted by Tim

And one striker_1818 to comment on how the lightbulb isn't a real lightbulb unless it's in an HID projector and 4300K.

its light bulb not lightbulb... lol

[doug piston]

Originally Posted by xvoltm2

its light bulb not lightbulb... lol

litebulb.... please

[Nighthawk07]

hahah, that's pretty funny. But light bulbs have nothing to do with civics....

[TJ213]

Its light bulb


google told me that, google owns you, resistance is futile

[Janizary]

At least one post:

UTFSF!

And one more: