A horny woman

**GeezerSi** · 06-28-2007, 10:49 AM

A Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his Irish assistant Paddy., "I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Paddy.

The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: "So, Paddy, how was your day?"

Paddy told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol."

"Bravo Mate and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Asprin".

"Excellent. You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen a man!'"

"Good God?" says the doctor."What did you do?"

"I put some eye drops in her eyes!"

andywho · 06-28-2007, 10:55 AM

haha nice joke

MBK · 06-28-2007, 11:59 AM

nice!

Slowroll90 · 06-28-2007, 01:08 PM

at least paddy remained professional lol

abs0lutexer0 · 06-28-2007, 01:15 PM

hahahah Geezer always got some good jokes!

SIcBoy · 06-28-2007, 01:20 PM

wowza
i lmao

SiRyan · 06-28-2007, 02:35 PM

lol, Good one pops!

**GeezerSi** · 06-28-2007, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiRyan

lol, Good one pops!

Thanks sonny.

06-28-2007, 10:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
GeezerSi Hidy Ho Neighbor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Palm, PA Posts: 14,109 -> Ken iTrader: 5 / 100%	A horny woman A Doctor wanted to get off work and play golf, so he approached his Irish assistant Paddy., "I am going golfing tomorrow Paddy and I don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Paddy. The doctor goes off to golf and returns the following day and asks: "So, Paddy, how was your day?" Paddy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him Panadol." "Bravo Mate and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Asprin". "Excellent. You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor. "Well, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a woman possessed, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I haven't seen a man!'" "Good God?" says the doctor."What did you do?" "I put some eye drops in her eyes!" __________________ CLICK--> TOYS FOR TOTS

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06-28-2007, 10:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
andywho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,117 andy iTrader: 0 / 0%	haha nice joke

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MBK Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,757 iTrader: 3 / 100%	nice!

06-28-2007, 01:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Slowroll90 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jonesboro Posts: 1,031 Aaron iTrader: 1 / 100%	at least paddy remained professional lol

06-28-2007, 01:15 PM	#5 (permalink)
abs0lutexer0 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,412 iTrader: 7 / 100%	hahahah Geezer always got some good jokes!

06-28-2007, 01:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	wowza i lmao

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SiRyan Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vallejo,Ca. Age: 23 Posts: 5,617 iTrader: 17 / 100%	lol, Good one pops!