Thought for the day

06blaksi · 06-05-2007, 02:50 PM

I think the life cycle is all backwards...

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an old age home and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then....

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

Makes sense to me!

honda06si · 06-05-2007, 03:00 PM

that would be pretty sweet....lol

Bootsie · 06-05-2007, 03:05 PM

Good idea!

Rpm2 · 06-05-2007, 03:07 PM

Haha nice one! +rep for you!

**Qshooter151** · 06-05-2007, 09:53 PM

nice...

zenith931 · 06-05-2007, 10:00 PM

I dunno, if you lived it backwards all the great sex you had would start to get worse and worse until you get to your first, nervous premature... errr... "moment."

Other than that, sounds great!

'Course, the other thing is that all your knowledge would start to go. We'd start off knowing not to touch a hot stove, and end with wanting to touch the glowing, red coals...

Would it be possible to kill ourselves off at the end (which is really the beginning)? Would that negate the life we just lived?

Or maybe I should get back to work and stop thinking about this.

TJ213 · 06-05-2007, 10:29 PM

hmmm, but then after a certain age they will take away your car, after driving for years and being healthy as ever.

***jpik2003*** · 06-05-2007, 10:30 PM

What would be the point of going to school when your time is almost up? THats the only flaw I see. Would you you automatically start off smart when you are born as an old person

06sichik · 06-05-2007, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpik2003

What would be the point of going to school when your time is almost up? THats the only flaw I see. Would you you automatically start off smart when you are born as an old person

yeah good point haha

reelbigfish241 · 06-05-2007, 11:28 PM

It's threads like these that make me happy I bought my 8th gen, haha

dang: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to 06blaksi again.

***CaliGuy*** · 06-05-2007, 11:30 PM

LOL...I remember an old Star Trek episode where this very thing happened...well, not exactly, but people aged backwards...

***07mugencivic*** · 06-05-2007, 11:31 PM

thats a great idea....we should make this happend

06-05-2007, 02:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
06blaksi Senior Member Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in teh basement Age: 41 Posts: 49,431 iTrader: 23 / 100%	Thought for the day I think the life cycle is all backwards... You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home and start feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then.... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. Makes sense to me!

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zenith931 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Redford, MI Age: 25 Posts: 2,423 Yes, I AM A WOMAN! iTrader: 4 / 100%	I dunno, if you lived it backwards all the great sex you had would start to get worse and worse until you get to your first, nervous premature... errr... "moment." Other than that, sounds great! 'Course, the other thing is that all your knowledge would start to go. We'd start off knowing not to touch a hot stove, and end with wanting to touch the glowing, red coals... Would it be possible to kill ourselves off at the end (which is really the beginning)? Would that negate the life we just lived? Or maybe I should get back to work and stop thinking about this.

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TJ213 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 18 Posts: 3,051 iTrader: 0 / 0%	hmmm, but then after a certain age they will take away your car, after driving for years and being healthy as ever.

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*jpik2003* RAWRRR Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Age: 20 Posts: 4,620 Jack iTrader: 0 / 0%	What would be the point of going to school when your time is almost up? THats the only flaw I see. Would you you automatically start off smart when you are born as an old person

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*07mugencivic* Whos The Whore NOW Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Southern CA Age: 24 Posts: 100,571 Toe Knee iTrader: 4 / 100%	thats a great idea....we should make this happend