Blow up daddy

**GeezerSi** · 06-04-2007, 11:18 AM

A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom.

Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."

His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

The boy says, "That won't work."

His mom says, "Why?"

The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

***LikWidv1*** · 06-04-2007, 11:27 AM

Old, like you.

CHRIS · 06-04-2007, 11:31 AM

nice, kids can suck lol

Nicholas · 06-04-2007, 11:32 AM

lol I though it was a good one.. lol

Nicholas · 06-04-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHRIS

nice, kids can suck lol

The lady next door can too :)

tennisfan16 · 06-04-2007, 11:36 AM

pretty good.

**GeezerSi** · 06-04-2007, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LikWidv1

Old, like you.

I don't think it can be that old.

sk33ny · 06-04-2007, 11:43 AM

LOL i got a good laugh out of that one.

mrgisriel · 06-04-2007, 11:09 PM

lol pretty funny ha

honda06si · 06-08-2007, 03:04 AM

hahahha.

^heymr.gisriel- you have a funny sign avatar as i do...i think ill make a thread

06-04-2007, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
GeezerSi Hidy Ho Neighbor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Palm, PA Posts: 14,109 -> Ken iTrader: 5 / 100%	Blow up daddy A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." The boy says, "That won't work." His mom says, "Why?" The boy replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"

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06-04-2007, 11:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
*LikWidv1* I'z a Ricorz! Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston Age: 24 Posts: 4,949 "NBA" iTrader: 2 / 100%	Old, like you.

06-04-2007, 11:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
CHRIS Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: The Big Apple Age: 24 Posts: 5,361 iTrader: 0 / 0%	nice, kids can suck lol

06-04-2007, 11:32 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nicholas Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 27 Posts: 689 iTrader: 1 / 100%	lol I though it was a good one.. lol

06-04-2007, 11:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
tennisfan16 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I have a cat. Age: 25 Posts: 3,740 iTrader: 3 / 100%	pretty good.

06-04-2007, 11:43 AM	#8 (permalink)
sk33ny Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: San Jose, CA Age: 19 Posts: 3,087 Aaron iTrader: 1 / 100%	LOL i got a good laugh out of that one.

06-04-2007, 11:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
mrgisriel Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Rockport, Texass Posts: 798 iTrader: 0 / 0%	lol pretty funny ha

06-08-2007, 03:04 AM	#10 (permalink)
honda06si Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: WV Posts: 11,151 justin iTrader: 6 / 100%	hahahha. ^heymr.gisriel- you have a funny sign avatar as i do...i think ill make a thread