3 Draculas

nastynogales · 05-17-2007, 02:57 PM

3 Count Draculas went to the local Transylvanian bar to loosen up.

The first Count said to the bartender “Blah, I need a shot of blood, bartender give me a shot of your finest blood.” So he does and the Count immediately downs it. “Aww, that was good, you should try one too” he says to the other Counts.

The second Count then asks the bartender, “Give me the finest blood on tap, a shot won’t do.” So he gets a large glass filled with blood and downs it. “Aww that was good, you should try one too” he says to the last Count.

The third Count then asks the bartender, “Give me some hot water.” This shocked the other two Counts. “Hot Water?!?!?” they asked. Then the third Count pulls out a bloody t@mpon and says “Tea time!!”

laughoutlloyd8 · 05-17-2007, 03:03 PM

ahahahahaha, that was good. If that were me, I'd be the third count cuz i'm a heavy tea drinker

***darna*** · 05-17-2007, 03:08 PM

MidnightAngel · 05-17-2007, 03:10 PM

eww. its funny but still eww.

***jpik2003*** · 05-17-2007, 04:25 PM

grosss.

Bootsie · 05-17-2007, 06:57 PM

ewwwwww

xmx250 · 05-17-2007, 07:01 PM

nasty but funny lol

LoverOfCivics · 05-17-2007, 07:07 PM

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***maximus20895*** · 05-17-2007, 07:19 PM

wow kinda took a wrong turn at the end...

**Nomar06** · 05-17-2007, 07:31 PM

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW

05-17-2007, 02:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
nastynogales Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 867 iTrader: 2 / 100%	3 Draculas 3 Count Draculas went to the local Transylvanian bar to loosen up. The first Count said to the bartender “Blah, I need a shot of blood, bartender give me a shot of your finest blood.” So he does and the Count immediately downs it. “Aww, that was good, you should try one too” he says to the other Counts. The second Count then asks the bartender, “Give me the finest blood on tap, a shot won’t do.” So he gets a large glass filled with blood and downs it. “Aww that was good, you should try one too” he says to the last Count. The third Count then asks the bartender, “Give me some hot water.” This shocked the other two Counts. “Hot Water?!?!?” they asked. Then the third Count pulls out a bloody t@mpon and says “Tea time!!”

05-17-2007, 03:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
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05-17-2007, 03:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
laughoutlloyd8 Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,485 iTrader: 4 / 100%	ahahahahaha, that was good. If that were me, I'd be the third count cuz i'm a heavy tea drinker

05-17-2007, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
MidnightAngel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: MD Age: 23 Posts: 252 red.lite.shiftr iTrader: 0 / 0%	eww. its funny but still eww.

05-17-2007, 04:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
*jpik2003* RAWRRR Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Age: 20 Posts: 4,620 Jack iTrader: 0 / 0%	grosss.

05-17-2007, 06:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bootsie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UT Posts: 917 Brooklynn iTrader: 0 / 0%	ewwwwww

05-17-2007, 07:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
xmx250 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Westchester, N.Y. Age: 21 Posts: 6,100 iTrader: 1 / 100%	nasty but funny lol

05-17-2007, 07:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
LoverOfCivics Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Dallas Texas Age: 19 Posts: 1,229 Javier iTrader: 0 / 0%	Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!