The Sh*t List

***SIdechick*** · 05-16-2007, 12:47 PM

The Poopie List

*Everyone knows ALL ABOUT THESE! And don't act like you don't b/c then you are lying to yourself!*

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

FusionSi11 · 05-16-2007, 12:53 PM

ya i just had a wet poopie and a second wave poopie a few minutes ago....but i used tabo to clean myself so for you pinoys out there...u know what im talkin bout...tabo FTMFW!!!!

***SIdechick*** · 05-16-2007, 12:59 PM

^LOL! Yeah that's funny!

Ep3racer954 · 05-16-2007, 01:04 PM

lmfao! im tearing at the eyes! that was hilarious!

***darna*** · 05-16-2007, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FusionSi11

ya i just had a wet poopie and a second wave poopie a few minutes ago....but i used tabo to clean myself so for you pinoys out there...u know what im talkin bout...tabo FTMFW!!!!

yup, pinoys usually wash after pooping, not wipe...

bhoy · 05-16-2007, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darna

yup, pinoys usually wash after pooping, not wipe...

tabo.

MarcDavid · 05-16-2007, 02:44 PM

uh...

SIcBoy · 05-16-2007, 02:47 PM

not of that origin but my lady is and i know what the is

***jpik2003*** · 05-16-2007, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarcDavid

uh...

SIcBoy · 05-16-2007, 02:49 PM

p.s
i had the loudest Gas-sy Poopie
poop yesturday the guy like four stalls away was snickering
but man it was the loudest i have ever heard in my life

holikz · 05-16-2007, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIdechick

The Poopie List

*Everyone knows ALL ABOUT THESE! And don't act like you don't b/c then you are lying to yourself!*

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.

Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out

Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.

Gas-sy Poopie
The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling!

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
(Self explanatory)

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie
The kind that smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie
The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell.

The Suprise Poopie
You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

This is all I can say...

SiCali · 05-16-2007, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FusionSi11

ya i just had a wet poopie and a second wave poopie a few minutes ago....but i used tabo to clean myself so for you pinoys out there...u know what im talkin bout...tabo FTMFW!!!!

TABO!!!

***darna*** · 05-16-2007, 07:09 PM

what's TABO in english? anyone?

dohc · 05-16-2007, 08:47 PM

reminds me of this poster on my friends bathroom door...

the shit list.jpg

ugination87 · 05-16-2007, 10:01 PM

i think the dangling poopie is called a dingleberry haha

06BlackSi · 05-16-2007, 10:44 PM

I love this thread!!!
I love this thread!!!
I love this thread!!!
I love this thread!!!

If i could give out heaps of rep, SIdechick, you would get it all!

POOPIES!! HAHAHAHA

***jpik2003*** · 05-17-2007, 12:44 AM

I hate this thread. I would have enjoyed it 10 years ago

***CaliGuy*** · 05-17-2007, 12:46 AM

Oh man, the drinkers shit is the WORST ever!!!!

brdhouse · 05-17-2007, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ugination87

i think the dangling poopie is called a dingleberry haha

nope. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dingleberry

06civictx · 05-17-2007, 11:59 AM

this thread makes me go poopie

05-16-2007, 12:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
*SIdechick* VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 386 Stacey iTrader: 0 / 0%	*The Sht List The Poopie List** Everyone knows ALL ABOUT THESE! And don't act like you don't b/c then you are lying to yourself! Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle Poopie The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger. Gas-sy Poopie The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling! Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie (Self explanatory) Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie The kind that smells so bad your nose burns. Upper Class Poopie The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell. The Suprise Poopie You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

05-16-2007, 07:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
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05-16-2007, 12:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
FusionSi11 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: home of the BULLS/BEARS/CUBS and Manila Posts: 884 Reese iTrader: 0 / 0%	ya i just had a wet poopie and a second wave poopie a few minutes ago....but i used tabo to clean myself so for you pinoys out there...u know what im talkin bout...tabo FTMFW!!!!

05-16-2007, 12:59 PM	#3 (permalink)
*SIdechick* VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 386 Stacey iTrader: 0 / 0%	^LOL! Yeah that's funny!

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Ep3racer954 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pompano Beach, Fl Age: 19 Posts: 1,675 FG*SQUAD #87 iTrader: 3 / 100%	lmfao! im tearing at the eyes! that was hilarious!

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MarcDavid Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Orlando Age: 31 Posts: 203 Marc iTrader: 0 / 0%	uh...

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SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,402 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	not of that origin but my lady is and i know what the is

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SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,402 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	p.s i had the loudest Gas-sy Poopie poop yesturday the guy like four stalls away was snickering but man it was the loudest i have ever heard in my life

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dohc Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1 iTrader: 0 / 0%	reminds me of this poster on my friends bathroom door... the shit list.jpg

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ugination87 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SfV-Lc Posts: 1,014 iTrader: 0 / 0%	i think the dangling poopie is called a dingleberry haha

05-16-2007, 10:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
06BlackSi Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,011 iTrader: 8 / 100%	I love this thread!!! I love this thread!!! I love this thread!!! I love this thread!!! If i could give out heaps of rep, SIdechick, you would get it all! POOPIES!! HAHAHAHA

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*jpik2003* RAWRRR Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Age: 20 Posts: 4,574 Jack iTrader: 0 / 0%	I hate this thread. I would have enjoyed it 10 years ago

05-17-2007, 11:59 AM	#20 (permalink)
06civictx Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Your Mom's Room Age: 69 Posts: 4,999 Tim iTrader: 2 / 100%	this thread makes me go poopie