Dumb Laws - Page 3

**firmhonda** · 04-25-2007, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dessa_8837

â€¢ Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

NNOOO, someone cuff me.

ShayneD.

right? road head is the best head.. nothing like busting one out @ 60 mph.

TJ213 · 04-25-2007, 03:00 PM

â€¢ Carlisle: In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.

People complain about this all the time...

...until their car gets run over by a snow plow

Dessa_8837 · 04-25-2007, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by firmhonda

right? road head is the best head.. nothing like busting one out @ 60 mph.

You really don't understand how much I love road head. It's the best way to compile my two favorite things!

ShayneD.

bossman · 06-05-2007, 01:30 AM

This thread=ROFLMFAO

***07Blue Sedan*** · 07-01-2007, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C2i0v0i1c

DUMB LAWS

Virginia
â€¢ Virginia Beach: If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's. It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike. It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk. It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.

Ha! i have at least one ticket for everyone one of these. Even got a second ticket for cussing at the cop on Atlantic after being pulled for cruising (in addition to the "altered suspension," "altered headlights," "altered taillights," (hey altezzas were cool once!) and decal on windshied tickts i received. Man how i hated Virginia. JOSH

I Vtec, do you? · 07-01-2007, 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C2i0v0i1c

DUMB LAWS

Minnesota
....
â€¢ Oral sex is prohibited.
...

So I might not be on here for a while...

fairladyz_gt-r · 07-01-2007, 06:52 AM

do ppl actually enforce these stuff?

***Undispu7ed*** · 07-01-2007, 07:05 AM

Sodomy (performing or receiving oral sex) IS illegal in some states.

But some of these laws are bullshit.

***Excalibur*** · 07-01-2007, 07:30 AM

This has to be one of the funniest and most informative posts in history. Long read. I'm gonna have to take it a state per night,lol.

munge3 · 02-24-2008, 02:06 PM

what up sucka? yeah but 120's even better!!

remz857 · 02-24-2008, 02:12 PM

this is fake.

its from bored.com

shawnono · 02-24-2008, 02:23 PM

Some of those have to be fake... wtf.. Why is it illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head in Minnesota?

tmans08 · 02-24-2008, 03:47 PM

â€¢ Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

i live in lodi...ill have to try to find out if this is true. it wouldmake sense why all the 7th -8th graders spray shaving cream on each other as they are walking down the street on the last day of school. stupid, but they do it.

todd

CorntoeGoblin · 02-24-2008, 09:45 PM

i actually remember seeing something on the news a few years back about some guy that actually did tie an alligator to a fire hydrant and got arrested for it lol

crazy thing is shit must be going down for them to make laws like this haha

***citizh*** · 02-24-2008, 09:48 PM

In the entire state of Maryland, it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex.

hahahaha

***maximus20895*** · 02-24-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undispu7ed

Sodomy (performing or receiving oral sex) IS illegal in some states.

But some of these laws are bullshit.

I guess I should be jail

stargate69 · 03-19-2008, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davydany

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

i'm from new york and i don't see women topless. maybe i should bring this to the attention of the mayor.

WE NEED TOPLESS WOMEN FOR NON BUSINESS PURPOSE!

i think the mayor has more pressing matters to worry about...especially if he's from ny.

***R18iVtec*** · 09-30-2008, 08:46 AM

haha this is crazy!

BLACK_LX · 10-03-2008, 10:27 AM

New Jersey, Raritan: Profanity is prohibited.

F*ck that

LinkBacks (?) LinkBack to this Thread: http://www.8thcivic.com/forums/water-cooler/399-dumb-laws.html
Posted By	For	Type	Date
Front bumper removal...Is there a tutorial? - 8th Generation Honda Civic Forum	This thread	Refback	02-26-2008 05:22 PM

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Dumb product warning- Sat	Prototype	Water Cooler	5	08-01-2005 12:46 AM
Dumb product warning - friday	webby	Water Cooler	9	07-30-2005 01:25 PM
dumb product warning - Sat	webby	Water Cooler	2	07-23-2005 01:57 PM
dumb fact of the day - sunday	webby	Water Cooler	2	07-17-2005 06:26 PM
Dumb Joke for Wed	webby	Water Cooler	4	07-13-2005 08:41 PM

04-25-2007, 03:00 PM	#42 (permalink)
TJ213 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 18 Posts: 3,051 iTrader: 0 / 0%	â€¢ Carlisle: In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved. People complain about this all the time... ...until their car gets run over by a snow plow

06-05-2007, 01:30 AM	#44 (permalink)
bossman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: usually in Iraq Age: 27 Posts: 620 iTrader: 0 / 0%	This thread=ROFLMFAO

07-01-2007, 06:52 AM	#47 (permalink)
fairladyz_gt-r Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 460 iTrader: 0 / 0%	do ppl actually enforce these stuff?

07-01-2007, 07:05 AM	#48 (permalink)
*Undispu7ed* VIP Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Miramar, FL Posts: 3,991 Jon iTrader: 1 / 100%	Sodomy (performing or receiving oral sex) IS illegal in some states. But some of these laws are bullshit.

07-01-2007, 07:30 AM	#49 (permalink)
*Excalibur* VIP Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Converse, TX. Age: 25 Posts: 9,617 Jeremy iTrader: 25 / 100%	This has to be one of the funniest and most informative posts in history. Long read. I'm gonna have to take it a state per night,lol.

02-24-2008, 02:06 PM	#50 (permalink)
munge3 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: dfw,texas Age: 23 Posts: 6 michael burt iTrader: 0 / 0%	what up sucka? yeah but 120's even better!!

02-24-2008, 02:12 PM	#51 (permalink)
remz857 Senior Member Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Chicago Age: 18 Posts: 710 Jim iTrader: 0 / 0%	this is fake. its from bored.com

02-24-2008, 02:23 PM	#52 (permalink)
shawnono Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: San Jose, Killafornia Posts: 1,935 Shawn iTrader: 0 / 0%	Some of those have to be fake... wtf.. Why is it illegal to cross state lines with a duck on your head in Minnesota?

02-24-2008, 03:47 PM	#53 (permalink)
tmans08 Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: lodi, ca. Posts: 46 iTrader: 0 / 0%	â€¢ Lodi: It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String". i live in lodi...ill have to try to find out if this is true. it wouldmake sense why all the 7th -8th graders spray shaving cream on each other as they are walking down the street on the last day of school. stupid, but they do it. todd

02-24-2008, 09:45 PM	#54 (permalink)
CorntoeGoblin Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 91 iTrader: 0 / 0%	i actually remember seeing something on the news a few years back about some guy that actually did tie an alligator to a fire hydrant and got arrested for it lol crazy thing is shit must be going down for them to make laws like this haha

02-24-2008, 09:48 PM	#55 (permalink)
*citizh* HAND BANANA!!!!!! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: EASTON,MD Age: 17 Posts: 2,426 JOE iTrader: 0 / 0%	In the entire state of Maryland, it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex. hahahaha

10-03-2008, 10:27 AM	#59 (permalink)
BLACK_LX Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 51 Chris iTrader: 0 / 0%	New Jersey, Raritan: Profanity is prohibited. F*ck that