Dumb Laws

[afd111]

Originally Posted by C2i0v0i1c

DUMB LAWS
Texas
Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

That's not really a law, we just don't have a team at the moment. But, it is a running joke. :)

[2000civic]

"Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine" WTF?????????? hahahah that made me laugh. who molests butterflies??

[2000civic]

oh oops i forgot that one time me n that red butterfly. damn she was good looken! :-)

[CameronJr9]

Originally Posted by 2000civic

"Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine" WTF?????????? hahahah that made me laugh. who molests butterflies??

Haha. They probably mean bothering or harming butterflies. Molest has more than one meaning. Just a thought. Although, I wouldn't tell too many people about your incident with your friend, Red. :rolleyes:

[ZOE]

I didn't finish the list, (so long man!) but i swear i saw something like "persons classified as ugly may not walk down the street" repeated several times

and theres this one in there about a vehicle maybe not be moving over 60mph with out someone inside, how the hell does that happen? and how many times does that have to happen for them to make a law about it?

[2000civic]

Originally Posted by CameronJr9

Haha. They probably mean bothering or harming butterflies. Molest has more than one meaning. Just a thought. Although, I wouldn't tell too many people about your incident with your friend, Red. :rolleyes:

haha yea we try to keep that on the down low. i just couldent hold it in anymore!! it was so awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tamath]

shit what i dont like about background check is that when i tried to run once bofore my damn speeding, college, high school and ssn records showed up look at http://www.unlimited-backgroundcheck.com got to see public and private before

[Celcius]

This is fake, right?

[atruhondagrl]

Pennsylvania

Originally Posted by webby

• Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

LOL!!!!!! I can't believe I live in this friggin' area! I wonder if the strip joints are open on Sundays. Now I wonder about all the strip joints that are open after midnight on Sat/Sunday night.

[GalaxyGreySi]

Hmm, there are a lot of repeated laws... wonder how that got past the editing process. I know for a fact that you are not allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon... They have gas station attendants who do it for you. It was so funny, because when we moved to New Mexico, my mom had to ask the clerk how to pump gas, since she'd never done it before!

[Jersey Si]

Cant buy hard liquor after 10PM from a liquor store. Club OK. --NJ

[Whitey_14]

Could anyone find the Rules For Canada that be greatly appreciated

[tennisfan16]

here are a couple of highlights from my home state
Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail.
• Tulsa: You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

[BLACKFG]

Football being banned at lamar is not true

[imtim25]

you know, for something to be against the law...someone had to **** up....bad.

[firmhonda]

Originally Posted by C2i0v0i1c

DUMB LAWS

Texas
• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
• Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
• Mesquite: It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

The funny thing is this.. The encyclopedia britannica is still in debate; I know a girl that threw a "dildo party" and the cops found out and where there not for the realistic aspect, but there being too many in one house; and the haircut thing in mesquite should be enforced. you should see some of these kids

oh, and I've personally been harrassed for not having shoes on while driving. If they (police) can't find anything to **** with you about and it's been a slow night, they'll dig into these laws. At the same time, I've been let go on 2 dwi's. A real "Varsity Blues" situation.. "Just get on home boy, if we see ya again we're gonna hafta take ya out yonder to the cell."

[Cookstar]

Graham County, NC is dry, but resorts with tennis courts can sell beer and wine.

[Cybergypsy]

Funny

[firmhonda]

crazy bump.. I lol'd again

[Dessa_8837]

• Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.

NNOOO, someone cuff me.

ShayneD.