:V I am an alligator! Post your silly emoticons here.

[dentrecords]

Bonus to the first person that tells me where this list comes from.

Happy person
:)
Sad person

Happy person with a nose
:-)
Sad person with a nose
:-(
Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:---(
Person laughing
:-D
Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-D*
Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
:-|
Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
>8-O-(&)
Person winking
;-)
Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
.-)
Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-0WW
Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette
:-Q
Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember
>:-Q -...
Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement surgery
:-{8
Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
:V:-|
Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays
~oE]:-|
Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
>:-[ -{9

[xtant21]

Dude...you...really need to get a hobby. Seriously....

[CaliGuy]

Classic!

Originally Posted by dentrecords

Bonus to the first person that tells me where this list comes from.

Happy person
:)
Sad person

Happy person with a nose
:-)
Sad person with a nose
:-(
Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:---(
Person laughing
:-D
Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-D*
Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
:-|
Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
>8-O-(&)
Person winking
;-)
Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
.-)
Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-0WW
Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a post-coital cybercigarette
:-Q
Person who was enjoying a post-coital cigarette until he suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of discharge dribbling from his cybermember
>:-Q -...
Person who is unhappy with the results of her breast-enlargement surgery
:-{8
Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or her head
:V:-|
Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off smell rays
~oE]:-|
Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth to a squirrel
>:-[ -{9

[jpik2003]

http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/boredom1/emoticons
http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/dave/emoticons.html

#:)
Man thinking every one is fooled by his "natural" looking toupee

=8o
Homer Simpson watching a scary movie

<:\
Bart Simpson after a hair cut

:)>
Man with a goatee

=:> + (:))
Goat with a manatee

[ender]

(_8-()

Homer

[ender]

:F
the nerd

[ender]

:E
pringles-can guy

[CHRIS]

8==========>

take a guess

lol

[Snake-eyes]

<(o.o)./,=- -----(bang)

<(0.o)> (drunk)

<-0.0-) (poke)

[ender]

O_o
ooooook? *psycho*

[ender]

c|8^D
woody from Toy Story

D:
wut?

D:<
WUT!?

[CaliGuy]

Originally Posted by CHRIS

8==========>

take a guess

lol

The crumm?

[CHRIS]

Originally Posted by CaliGuy

The crumm?

maybe........

[8thgenuser]

:^) 3D smiley

@:^) Conan O'Brien. Check out that coifed hair!

:-)U Adam Sandler as Magnet-Chin Boy on Halloween. "Look at me. I've got a magnet for a chin. Now give me some candy!"

:-)& Adam Sandler going back to the same house later that evening as Pretzel-Chin Boy. "Gimme some more candy!"

[:-P Howie Long licking Teri Hatcher's snatch.

X^D)) Cartman (double-chin) laughing at how poor Kenny is.

@;^) Mikhail Gorbechev giving Barbara Bush a wink and a smile.

O George W. Bush's cranial CT scan.

[8thgenuser]

B( Maverick mourning the loss of his good pal, Goose.

[ender]

^^^genius

[Kakashi]

>=T Grin

[ender]

:T
The "ehh, not so much"

(:V)
The packman

>:|
The "No sir, I don't like it!"

|:F
The unibrow-nerd

:^B
Bucky

(_*_)
The brown-eye

(_*_)
The red eye

*_<
The pink eye (don't scratch it)

[jpik2003]

Originally Posted by 8thgenuser

:^) 3D smiley

@:^) Conan O'Brien. Check out that coifed hair!

:-)U Adam Sandler as Magnet-Chin Boy on Halloween. "Look at me. I've got a magnet for a chin. Now give me some candy!"

:-)& Adam Sandler going back to the same house later that evening as Pretzel-Chin Boy. "Gimme some more candy!"

[:-P Howie Long licking Teri Hatcher's snatch.

X^D)) Cartman (double-chin) laughing at how poor Kenny is.

@;^) Mikhail Gorbechev giving Barbara Bush a wink and a smile.

O George W. Bush's cranial CT scan.

Conan O'Brien is the man. I went to one of the shows last year when he was in Chicago.

[8thgenuser]

:-9 Bill Clinton at the White House intern orientation.
-M-:-) Webby balancing a coilover on his head.
:-o88 Atruhondagrl's bra accidentally falls off.
8-O 8thgenuser's reaction to the above incident. AHOOGA!
:-\ Dentrecord's reaction before.
:-) \ Dentrecord's reaction after. DOINK!