This made me laugh

***'06Siguy*** · 05-10-2007, 06:29 PM

Someone sent it to me in an email. Sorry if everyone has heard it, I hadn't and wanted to share. So here goes :

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected :

1. A quart of orange juice
2. A half gallon of 2% milk
3. A carton of eggs
4. A head of Romaine lettuce
5. A 2 lb can of coffee
6. And 1 lb of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor
belt to check out,
A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front
of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a b it startled by this
proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she
was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt but saw
nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have
tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly"

***jpik2003*** · 05-10-2007, 06:56 PM

haha. I was expecting something with the items. But theres alot of ugly girls that aren't single.

6.5/10

asndragonboii · 05-10-2007, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpik2003

haha. I was expecting something with the items. But theres alot of ugly girls that aren't single.

6.5/10

The thing is... the cashier is DRUNK! She's supposed to be good looking when he's drunk

CHRIS · 05-10-2007, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asndragonboii

The thing is... the cashier is DRUNK! She's supposed to be good looking when he's drunk

the guy behind her is drunk.

funny how some people do look better when ur drunk though lol

jayrck81 · 05-10-2007, 08:18 PM

the first thing you loose when drinking is reason, thats why people look better when your drunk. but that was a really funny joke

Jester FPS · 05-10-2007, 08:32 PM

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/

***jpik2003*** · 05-10-2007, 08:50 PM

whoops. That part slipped by me.

7.5 / 10

:)

geezandrew · 05-11-2007, 05:17 AM

Lol!!!!

Tastycakes · 05-11-2007, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jester FPS

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/

LMAO @ that

This is still my all time fav
http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/

***strutking*** · 05-11-2007, 07:09 AM

haha nice

moxom · 05-11-2007, 10:30 AM

Lmfao

05-10-2007, 06:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
*'06Siguy* VIP Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Age: 29 Posts: 7,701 Scott iTrader: 4 / 100%	This made me laugh Someone sent it to me in an email. Sorry if everyone has heard it, I hadn't and wanted to share. So here goes : A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected : 1. A quart of orange juice 2. A half gallon of 2% milk 3. A carton of eggs 4. A head of Romaine lettuce 5. A 2 lb can of coffee 6. And 1 lb of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a b it startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt but saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly"

05-11-2007, 07:09 AM	#10 (permalink)
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05-10-2007, 06:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
*jpik2003* RAWRRR Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chicago Age: 20 Posts: 4,620 Jack iTrader: 0 / 0%	haha. I was expecting something with the items. But theres alot of ugly girls that aren't single. 6.5/10

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jayrck81 Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Philly Posts: 84 iTrader: 1 / 100%	the first thing you loose when drinking is reason, thats why people look better when your drunk. but that was a really funny joke

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