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Embarassing moments... even been walked in on?
Well I'm sitting at work bored out of my mind, so its time for a new thread. This is open to all types of embarassing moments, so maybe some 8thers can get a few chuckles. I'll go first.
Ok so I was 16 and I had been dating this girl for about a month. She was also 16 (quite pretty I might add), and we were both virgins at the time and we both decided we wanted to be each other's first. Since we both had very strict parents, this was easier said than done. To make matters worse, her father was a weight lifter and quite big (about 6'3, 250 lbs) and thought all teenage boys were nothing but trouble. Go figure. Anyways, we devise a plan to sneak me over her house on a Friday night and go for it. Her house had motion-sensor lights on the outside and a burglar alarm that her parents set every night at 10pm, so it was going to be difficult. In order for me to sneak in, she had to leave the basement door slightly ajar so that when the alarm was set, the door would still be open. I arrived at her house about midnight, and got in with no trouble. So we are on the couch, we turn on a movie for some background noise, and then start kissing and yadda yadda yadda. Eventually we are both unclothed, and right as I'm about to finally do it, we hear someone coming down the steps to the basement. She tells me to hop behind the couch and throws all of our clothes (hers and mine both) on top me. She pulls a blanket over her and lays on the couch like she's watching the movie. At this point I'm absolutely terrified. Her dad appears in the room and this is the conversation that ensued: Dad - "What are you doing in the basement at this time of night?" Ex - "Oh just watching a movie, what are you doing up at this time of night?" Dad - "Well I actually just wanted to check the basement fridge and make sure I moved the turkey from the freezer to the fridge" At this point I'm thinking "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" Are you kidding me?!? Who the hell checks to see if they put the turkey in the fridge at 1 in the morning?!?!? Luckily, he walks off, checks the fridge and goes back to sleep. We both got such an adrenalin rush from this close call and we both just get dressed and agree to do it another time. Close call but I still never got caught |
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yup, I got caught by my dad. I was 16 and so was my girlfriend. We were at my house and my dad came home from work early. I heard the garage door open but it was too late. He came into my room and we were both on the bed under the covers, and he quickly put two and two together. He walked out and shut the door, I finished with my g/f if ya know what I mean. Then had to go out and talk to my dad, very embarassing, more so for my g/f.
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i was dating a girl for about a month. she lived in a one bedroom apt with her mom. her mom was out of the country for 1 1/2 months. never met her mom before. i had been staying over at her place for a week or so i had all kinds of stuff laying around. we had been drinking the night before so there were alcohol bottles all over the place, plus we didnt quite make it to the bedroom before all our clothes were off, so there were random clothing leading a trail to the bedroom. we were naked on the bed screwing around when all of a sudden we hear the door unlocking.
so my girl gets up quickly and throws on some clothes and closes the bedroom door. i hear them talking and then her mom starts coming in the bedroom im looking around and the only thing i could find was my girls boxers. hmm so other than that i had nothing else on (and they were super small) i looked around and there was no where really to hide. the closet was full. i stood behind the door then she kind of looked around the bedroom, then saw me i thought i was dead for sure ended up officially meeting her mom later (with clothes on...lol) and she ended up really liking me ![]() |
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my dad has come home on MANY occasions. its not embarassing for me but its embarassing for my girlfriend. he doesnt really care. all he says is just make sure you're gone before your mom gets home and he asks why doesnt your girlfriend say hi to me? thats because she's embarassed and she hides her face and walks out the house.
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Oh man.. my step dad caught my girl and I. Well, I shouldn't say he caught both of us, because she was giving me a little oral and he walked in.
. Now, I take stuff like that pretty well, I just laughed my ass off for a little while, but she about died. ![]() That was funny. |
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i slept over at my best friend's (female) house one night and my parents knew and they couldnt look at me with a straight face for a few days. they know her too because she stayed over for a week about a few years ago. i was kinda embarassed but it was really funny.
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my moms caught me and one of my ex's (I was with this girl four years) like three times...
she always liked to take risks..we found a way out every time though lol... |
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So I have a couple incidents:
Incident # 1 when I was 14 i was dating this 13 year old. I would always go to her house before anyone got home. She was always home alone from 2:30-5:30. Well this one day we were having sex and it was about 4, so we were supposedly in the clear for atleast another hour. boy were we wrong. we were in the middle of it and we hear a car pull up. we both jumped up so fast and she looks out the window notices her dad is getting dropped off. I obviously wasnt supposed to be there. We both got dressed so fast. I didnt have time to put my boxers or socks on. I put on my shirt, shoes, and pants and ran out the back door. As i was running out, the front door was unlocking. I went around the side of the house and waited to hear the front door close. When i thought it was safe I jumped the fence, but my bike was sittin in front of the living room window. it was a HUGE window. so i ran up there grabbed my bike and took off. As i was gettin out of the drive way the front door opens and i look back and see her dad standing in the door way. needless to say she was grounded and her mom started comin home early from work. so we ended having to find other ways to do what we do. Incident #2 I was 18 at the time, and my gf was 17. I had my own apt but she lived 40 miles away from me so we werent going to drive there just got have sex. So alot of times we'd just do it in the car. Well this one time we went to huge park, and we went all the way in the back where no one goes and it was about 8:30pm and theres no lights so you can barely even see the car there. Well we saw someone walking by about 100 feet away so we're like well no biggie, its dark out there and windows are tinted, so we go about doing our thing. 10 min later we see a car rolling into the area we were at and then a bright light beams in the car. It's 5-0. we're like ****. so we got dressed right away and it is hard to get dressed in the back seat while being in a rush. So about a min later theres a tap at the window. And i get out and the cops like "how old are?" i told him i was 18 and then he was asking what we were doing and i was said nothing and he asked like 1 more thing and told me to get back in the car, and he asked my gf to get out. So im sittin in the car waitin for him to finish talking to her and then he opens the door and tells me to get out. Then he told us that "he would take us in for having sex in a public place but that he was doin the same thing when he was our age" so he let us go. Before he left he said "i knew what you were doing because when i shined the light into the car i saw your tassle from graduation moving on the mirror so i knew the car was rocking", then he left. i was like im taking that thing off. I asked my gf what he asked her and shes like "he asked my age, if you brought he here against my will, etc.." i think that was embarassing to have the cop catch uAs far what other people wrote with their parents. My parents have always been cool with me having sex at the house whether they were there or not. My parents knew they were gonna stop me from donig it, they always just said make a tv or music is on. |
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i had my girlfriend living with me in my parents house.
every night we would do it we thought we were quiet. until about a year later. we find out by my little sister that everyone was tired of us, they could hear everything. but noone wanted to tell anything. after that we just kept doin it like athat . i mean they were used to it already. you knoe. **** it. i guess it wasnt really that embarrasing. |
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