Signs you're grown up

[GeezerSi]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of asking

"Oh shit what the hell happened?"



Bonus:



26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass

[honda06si]

those were good

[Sleepy]

I dont want to get old, and everyone one of those fit me damert.

[simplicated1979]

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.



6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.



13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.





16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.



19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.



25. When you find out your friend is pregnant, you congratulate them instead of asking

"Oh shit what the hell happened?"

damn all this shit applies to me...
lol nice...

[NBPRudy]

Originally Posted by Sleepy

I dont want to get old, and everyone one of those fit me damert.

Sh*t you and me both!

[SIcBoy]

wow
i think im old

[tnel2005]

i sit back and read these as NONE of them apply to me and I feel happy to be 20 !!!

[wing_gundam]

oh boy.... better start increasing my RRSP contribution

[sichick]

Very funny

[inyong1988]

HAHAHAHA

[twistedframe]

lol thanks for the laugh! I hope I don't turn into all that when I get old!

[Sleepy]

ok I found 1 that did not apply to me

#5, I hate elevator music.

[Jardiniboy]

I'm happy I'm still young.

[honda06si]

Originally Posted by Jardiniboy

I'm happy I'm still young.

x2