Mexican Technology

***SIdechick*** · 04-02-2007, 01:22 PM

Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Mexican were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.

The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager", he
said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.

I have a microchip in my hand."

The Mexican felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The Mexican finally said........................., "Ay, Dios Mio, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."

SIcBoy · 04-02-2007, 01:33 PM

lmao

**GeezerSi** · 04-02-2007, 01:53 PM

Nice!

**Nomar06** · 04-02-2007, 01:56 PM

lol...

***Rems07si*** · 04-02-2007, 01:57 PM

that fu** up lol

Kakashi · 04-02-2007, 02:10 PM

HAhaha!

Guevara Ent · 04-02-2007, 02:12 PM

*high-five*

06civictx · 04-02-2007, 03:38 PM

lol i have a joke similar to it but funnier,i dont want to post it cuz i dont want the banhammer

***Ruthless909*** · 04-02-2007, 03:41 PM

very funnay...

***Zeuceone*** · 04-02-2007, 03:44 PM

que chistoso.

SIcBoy · 04-02-2007, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 06civictx

lol i have a joke similar to it but funnier,i dont want to post it cuz i dont want the banhammer

post it jokes are funny

BlackSupraC2 · 05-17-2007, 01:19 PM

bringing this hilarious joke back up top

codys8thcivicsi · 05-17-2007, 01:23 PM

funny sh*t

***ominous8204*** · 05-17-2007, 01:33 PM

CHALO · 05-17-2007, 01:49 PM

**wing_gundam** · 05-17-2007, 01:52 PM

thats WAAAY old....but I guess people are spicing it up/making it more racist with it to (increase humour?)

jspecFG · 05-17-2007, 02:33 PM

That was a pretty good joke.

inyong1988 · 05-17-2007, 02:39 PM

tennisfan16 · 05-17-2007, 02:51 PM

good joke.

ugination87 · 05-17-2007, 11:46 PM

lol thats comedy.. what does dio mios mean/.

04-02-2007, 01:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
*SIdechick* VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Glendale, AZ Posts: 386 Stacey iTrader: 0 / 0%	Mexican Technology Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Mexican were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Mexican felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Mexican finally said........................., "Ay, Dios Mio, will you look at that? I'm getting a fax."

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wing_gundam Smooth Moderator Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: T dot Posts: 17,796 Civic Type Stock iTrader: 9 / 100%	thats WAAAY old....but I guess people are spicing it up/making it more racist with it to (increase humour?) __________________ Trying to sell? Read the updated for sale forum rules here

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04-02-2007, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	lmao

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GeezerSi Hidy Ho Neighbor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Palm, PA Posts: 14,109 -> Ken iTrader: 5 / 100%	Nice!

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*Rems07si* VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pa Age: 24 Posts: 1,015 Remy iTrader: 0 / 0%	that fu** up lol

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Kakashi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Aurora CO Age: 22 Posts: 3,706 iTrader: 1 / 100%	HAhaha!

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04-02-2007, 03:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
06civictx Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Your Mom's Room Age: 69 Posts: 5,660 Tim iTrader: 2 / 100%	lol i have a joke similar to it but funnier,i dont want to post it cuz i dont want the banhammer

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*Ruthless909* Ahhh! Domokun! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: +Evil Empire+ So.Cal (951) Age: 23 Posts: 8,107 4dr WhOrE!!! iTrader: 3 / 100%	very funnay...

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*Zeuceone* Kill Your Self Krew Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Killa Cali. Posts: 56,261 iTrader: 26 / 100%	que chistoso.

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BlackSupraC2 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Northern VA Age: 20 Posts: 402 Alejandro Heredia iTrader: 0 / 0%	bringing this hilarious joke back up top

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codys8thcivicsi Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Central Florida Age: 22 Posts: 756 Cody Lopez iTrader: 0 / 0%	funny sh*t

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