The Judge

mfinlay04 · 04-02-2007, 11:59 AM

A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."

From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.

The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"

"I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!"

janaka · 04-02-2007, 01:14 PM

LMAO...

Jester FPS · 04-02-2007, 01:15 PM

lol lol

Dessa_8837 · 04-02-2007, 01:16 PM

04-02-2007, 11:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
mfinlay04 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ontario Posts: 1,986 Matt Finlay iTrader: 3 / 100%	The Judge A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator. "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout. The Judge thunders back, "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" "I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a goddamned tool when I needed to borrow one!"

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04-02-2007, 01:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
janaka Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Cambridge Posts: 561 iTrader: 1 / 100%	LMAO...

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Jester FPS Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: California Age: 23 Posts: 1,257 iTrader: 6 / 100%	lol lol

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