Tax

[xmx250]

I found this tax poem somewhere and though it was good.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ***

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

[trogers8]

My microeconomics teacher read this to us my first year of college...

[MordeKyle]

im like everyone else, i dont like paying taxes, but you cant have a great nation w/o them... :-/

[wing_gundam]

I'll keep that in mind tmr at work

[The Shishpanik]

I'm upset, I owe $115 in federal taxes (I made too much this year to get my federal taxes back but i'm getting $187 back in MD taxes. I was hoping i'd get more). The Government should really be even more leniant on students

[Civic4u]

damn, how long it take for a refund?....been two week now...