Girls' Night Out

***GeezerSi*** · 03-30-2007, 01:15 PM

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made there way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"

SIcBoy · 03-30-2007, 01:16 PM

i cracked a laugh

Dessa_8837 · 03-30-2007, 01:17 PM

^^hahahahaha, that was a good one, + rep.

ShayneD.

P.S. Where did you get it from?

Dessa_8837 · 03-30-2007, 01:18 PM

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GeezerSi again.

Survivor · 03-30-2007, 01:21 PM

Caper · 03-30-2007, 01:35 PM

That's a good one!!

**Nomar06** · 03-30-2007, 04:54 PM

funny stuff!

**twistedframe** · 03-30-2007, 04:55 PM

lol! that was funyy!

FG-Habanero-NavI · 03-30-2007, 05:42 PM

Funny Funny stuff!!

Si_Chick · 03-30-2007, 06:34 PM

Best one in a while

:gaygiggle

MidnightAngel · 03-30-2007, 10:09 PM

lolx20

si_civic · 03-31-2007, 12:51 AM

I dont find that funny. It happened to me.

03-30-2007, 01:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
*GeezerSi* Hidy ho neighbor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Palm, PA Posts: 12,627 -> Ken iTrader: 5 / 100%	Girls' Night Out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they need to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, and used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made there way home. The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls night out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"

03-30-2007, 04:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Nomar06 mmm...what a tasty burger Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Age: 27 Posts: 21,175 iTrader: 4 / 100%	funny stuff! __________________

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03-30-2007, 01:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,391 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	i cracked a laugh

03-30-2007, 01:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Dessa_8837 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan, SoCalifornia Age: 20 Posts: 1,963 Shayne Dessa iTrader: 0 / 0%	^^hahahahaha, that was a good one, + rep. ShayneD. P.S. Where did you get it from?

03-30-2007, 01:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Dessa_8837 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Japan, SoCalifornia Age: 20 Posts: 1,963 Shayne Dessa iTrader: 0 / 0%	You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to GeezerSi again.

03-30-2007, 01:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
Survivor Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Halifax Posts: 557 iTrader: 1 / 100%

03-30-2007, 01:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Caper Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Nova Scotia and Ontario Age: 21 Posts: 910 iTrader: 8 / 100%	That's a good one!!

03-30-2007, 05:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
FG-Habanero-NavI Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL Age: 28 Posts: 1,386 Ryan iTrader: 0 / 0%	Funny Funny stuff!!

03-30-2007, 06:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Si_Chick Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ottawa Age: 22 Posts: 2,493 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Best one in a while :gaygiggle

03-30-2007, 10:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
MidnightAngel Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: MD Age: 23 Posts: 252 red.lite.shiftr iTrader: 0 / 0%	lolx20

03-31-2007, 12:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
si_civic Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: B.C. ,Canada Age: 30 Posts: 4,608 A/Cst.D.F.Abate iTrader: 10 / 100%	I dont find that funny. It happened to me.