Wedding Test

[mfinlay04]

Funny stuff:

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It was
her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly
bend
down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
she couldn't overcome. She told me tha t she wanted me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[honda06si]

lmfao i thought you were serious until the end

[Dessa_8837]

Hell yea, I have heard this before. SO FUNNY!

ShayneD.

[Tim]

Triple repost:
Some advice for our male members out there..
A nice little story