Courtesy flush anyone...

[Jayhawker]

You all know what it is right? I have no idea why the guys where I work don't do it. Yesterday I almost got bulldozed over by a guy running for the shitter. I bet he didn't get his asscheeks down before he blew the pipes out of the wall. I was thinking why in the hell would you hold your $hit in for so long if you knew you had to go. I barked "courtesy flush" and there was no reply. Hell, he didn't even put the paper lining down.

I hate having to take a piss at work and the restroom smells like complete ass.
I mean do you guys who don't like the courtesy flush enjoy smelling your own $hit? Sorry I just had to rant about it. Maybe for those who don't use this "Polite" method might start after reading this.

[stevenshizzle]

You know, I take my time when I take a dump. Even if it's nasty stuff, I take my time. I prefer the nest method. Lie down some sheets of toilet paper to protect my heavenly buttocks against the crab infested public toilet seats of the workplace.

It was even funner in basic combat training where we had porta-poties with tons of sh*t just floating around in a green (blue stuff plus urine) abyss. I didn't even use the nest method. I used the hover and sweep method. Although significantly riskier, it conserves precious paper product and saves time.

Be safe, choose a plan of attack before you go to a public toilet.

[GeezerSi]

I always try to be safe and considerate, but as you know, "Shit happens."

[Jerlent]

I'm lucky, I don't have to share the workplace crapper with a bunch of other people. For the most part there's only 2 of us working in our store (I sell fitness equipment) so I have good quality control over the bowl. I Lysol wipe the seat before I sit down and even clean the edges of the bowl. I still will do a courtesy flush though because the store is small and I don't want to creep any customers out. That being said, I definitely will end up sitting there for quite a while reading a magazine or an article I printed from the internet. Its kinda like an extra break thrown in there during the day. Helps break up the monotony a little bit, like you have something to look forward to.

[FG-Habanero-NavI]

LOL, what a "poopy" topic...

I always gotta give myself courtesy flushes...i'm one of those methodical "shitters"..I like to take my time..I have my PSP, and magazines to read (car magazines btw)...usually a good half hour or so..I call it my lunch break at home..My wife gets so pissed off...LOL

[Fargone]

Shitting 'on the clock' is great.

Nothing better then getting paid to drop the kids off at the pool ... or 'dropping packets' as I like to say to my fellow IT buddies.

[FG-Habanero-NavI]

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl, Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, See a man about a dog, You got the hershey squirts..

[337]

Originally Posted by FG-Habanero-NavI

Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

LOL!! I never heard that one before. Thats prob the only way we will ever get to the superbowl too hehe.

Theres a guy at my work that makes a big production about dropping the bomb at work, and this dude must eat literal garbage b/c it stinks in there for at least an hour after he is done,,smelly bastard. Me, I take my time too and prefer my throne at home. I make sure to get it all out before I leave for work.

[Nighthawk07]

lol, this topic just made my day.

[P4rD0nM3]

Lol. Yucky but funneh~ I bet most of you people don't even put down the toilet seat and cover! They just leave it open all the time so it's like ready all the time!

[twistedframe]

Best topic of the day by far!

[audibleforce]

What I really hate is those co-workers that piss in the shitter with the toilet seat down and the spray the fuken toilet seat and dont clean it up. I dont understand why they dont use the pisser instead. I also hate when someone clogs the damn toilet and doesnt attempt to clear out the clog.

[sichick]

Sorry i couldn't help myself

[Jerlent]

Originally Posted by audibleforce

What I really hate is those co-workers that piss in the shitter with the toilet seat down and the spray the fuken toilet seat and dont clean it up. I dont understand why they dont use the pisser instead. I also hate when someone clogs the damn toilet and doesnt attempt to clear out the clog.

If your company doesn't have the power flush toilets, they should be shot. Every business or corporate restroom should have these things. You could have somebody take a huge dump in one of those, use all the toilet paper and it would all go down in one flush. If your company does not have one of these style toilets, then common sense should tell them that EVERY stall should have its own plunger. Do I have to think of everything?

[[IVI]]

I call it "going to my office" because I primarily use the 1/2 bath downstairs instead of the one in the master bedroom. It's cozy, quiet and the perfect place to read a magazine, or if it's Sunday - all the salespapers from Best Buy, Circuit City, Sears, etc.

[audibleforce]

Originally Posted by Jerlent

If your company doesn't have the power flush toilets, they should be shot. Every business or corporate restroom should have these things. You could have somebody take a huge dump in one of those, use all the toilet paper and it would all go down in one flush. If your company does not have one of these style toilets, then common sense should tell them that EVERY stall should have its own plunger. Do I have to think of everything?

oh we have the "power flush toilets" in both bathrooms. I my self have piled up a good amount of paper and tootsie rolls in those toilets and did not clog them so I dont know what these guys are doing. We also have plungers in all stalls but the people dont use them. They just leave the toilet clogged, which is why it pisses me off even more. I have already complained about this since I cannot believe that these guys would do the same at home.