Ancient Chinese Proverbs

Kakashi · 01-04-2007, 02:52 PM

taken from another board:

Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired

Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth

War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it

Man who drive like hell bound to get there

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs

Man who farts in church sits in own pew

Crowded elevator smells different to midget

SIcBoy · 01-04-2007, 02:55 PM

+1 funny as hell

**CameronJr9** · 01-04-2007, 02:57 PM

I've read most of these before, but a couple were new. Good laughs.

Zesti1 · 01-04-2007, 03:03 PM

I'll add a couple of my favourites not on that list:

- Man with penis in peanut butter jar is *&^%ing nuts

- Woman with g-string, hight on crack

foolio_67 · 01-04-2007, 03:22 PM

Pretty funny!

Kakashi · 01-04-2007, 04:15 PM

and ..

in completely random and offtopic image follow-up

altomic · 01-04-2007, 04:15 PM

Funny!

***COMplex*** · 01-04-2007, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kakashi

and ..

in completely random and offtopic image follow-up

Story behind this? haha

Kakashi · 01-04-2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by COMplex

Story behind this? haha

hell if i know.

**NBPRudy** · 01-04-2007, 05:22 PM

Lady who drive upside down have crack up.

SIcBoy · 01-04-2007, 05:30 PM

back and out like a phantom, that lady got socked up and that other just rolled out

LordZeal · 01-05-2007, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by COMplex

Story behind this? haha

The story was something along the lines of the boxer's son was accused of being on/having drugs by the lady that she decked.

Also, Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy.

01-04-2007, 02:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kakashi Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Aurora CO Age: 22 Posts: 3,706 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Ancient Chinese Proverbs taken from another board: Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone Man who run in front of car get tired Man who run behind car get exhausted Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok Man with one chopstick go hungry Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails Man who eat many prunes get good run for money Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it Man who drive like hell bound to get there Man who stand on toilet is high on pot Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs Man who farts in church sits in own pew Crowded elevator smells different to midget

01-04-2007, 02:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
CameronJr9 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Louisville, KY Age: 28 Posts: 26,334 Back and Forth Forever iTrader: 6 / 100%	I've read most of these before, but a couple were new. Good laughs. __________________

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