WTF...I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick??

[bizzybearfigiblue]

Yes this is a True story....(some ppl think i'm joking)....

Ok so it's about 9:45am on the first day of the New Year.....i'm sleeping and my mom comes in the room to wake me up to tell me to move my car b/c i was parked behind her and she had to leave.....so i get up all lazy, dragging my face.....yeah i had a few drinks lastnight....anyways i walk outside with my hands covering my face from the bright sun and bumping into other cars.....i get to my car start it and reverse.....

..now i know everyone is probably expecting me to say how some car came out of nowhere and BAMM.......but i think what happened was worse....ok not worse but it was pretty bad.....

..anyways i back up into the neighbors driveway so my mom could get out.....and i look over to my right.....i see this fat guy that i've never seen b4 sitting on a chair on the other end of the driveway i was on....it's like one of those round driveways w/the grass in the middle......i didn't pay him no mind....as i was patiently waiting for my mom to move i was just looking around admiring what a clear & beautiful day it was....looking to the left of me at the sky then to my right at sum birds flying around....then out of the corner of my eye i see this same guy that was sitting in that chair masturbating.....i was like WTF is this guy doing right there in the open.....now i've seen sum sick things while driving around here in Miami....but i never saw sum1 right there in front of my house doing something like that.....

..so i kinda figured that + the drinks i had lastnight....made me feel like i had to .....just wondering if what just happened would be equal to feeling sick now.....what do u think????

[ExCoupe06]

Originally Posted by bizzybearfigiblue

Ok so it's about 9:45am on the first day of the New Year.....i'm sleeping and my mom comes in the room to wake me up to tell me to move my car b/c i was parked behind her and she had to leave.....so i get up all lazy, dragging my face.....yeah i had a few drinks lastnight....anyways i walk outside with my hands covering my face from the bright sun and bumping into other cars.....i get to my car start it and reverse.....

..now i know everyone is probably expecting me to say how some car came out of nowhere and BAMM.......but i think what happened was worse....ok not worse but it was pretty bad.....

..anyways i back up into the neighbors driveway so my mom could get out.....and i look over to my right.....i see this fat guy that i've never seen b4 sitting on a chair on the other end of the driveway i was on....it's like one of those round driveways w/the grass in the middle......i didn't pay him no mind....as i was patiently waiting for my mom to move i was just looking around admiring what a clear & beautiful day it was....looking to the left of me at the sky then to my right at sum birds flying around....then out of the corner of my eye i see this same guy that was sitting in that chair masturbating.....i was like WTF is this guy doing right there in the open.....now i've seen sum sick things while driving around here in Miami....but i never saw sum1 right there in front of my house doing something like that.....

..so i kinda figured that + the drinks i had lastnight....made me feel like i had to .....just wondering if what just happened would be equal to feeling sick now.....what do u think????

well, i guess that guy just started his new year with a bang!..lol..

I couldnt imagine where does some people get their courage to do that in the open..

Happy New Year Bizzy..!

[twistedframe]

I think he just liked your car and couldn't control himself. Consider it a compliment :)

[cbizz]

what a ending.......... atleast you don't have to visit a bodyshop!

[Nomar06]

Originally Posted by twistedframe

I think he just liked your car and couldn't control himself. Consider it a compliment :)

[6spdChick]

lol why the hell didn't you scream at him

[bizzybearfigiblue]

Originally Posted by 6spdChick

lol why the hell didn't you scream at him

i really wanted to shoot him but at the same time i felt like i had to ....and i was still in my car and that wasn't gonna get on my seats...so i ran back inside to the bathroom...

[Utsaappt802]

Are you sure thats what you saw??? Crazy if its true, i dont know why someone would just casually sit outside in a chair and jerk the jerkin!!! Hopefully that guy doesnt live there and you dont have to deal with it again?!?

[BLU BY U]

you should have pointed and laughed.

[Silver8th]

I agree with twisted, he liked your car.

[Type X]

come to ny
happens all the time on the streets

[CameronJr9]

Wow! What a wonderful twisted and completely f**ked up story!

[skiz]

i say report the new guy to the cops... unless you thought he was hawt!!!

still gross but Happy New Year!!!

[bizzybearfigiblue]

Originally Posted by skiz

i say report the new guy to the cops... unless you thought he was hawt!!!

still gross but Happy New Year!!!

if i had my camera and took pix then this thread would've been put in VIP.....anyways my mom & sister saw this as well and when my mom came home she called the police and reported it....they're outside taking a statement as we speak

[SIcBoy]

dude one time i was at mcdonalds and this young guy like 16 was going to town on his self in the bathroom, i was like wtf. he was straight tuggin his stuff, i didnt even piss i just rolled out. its funny cause his mom kept bangin on the door tellin him to hurry up

[marc-o-lishuz]

Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

[skiz]

Originally Posted by marc-o-lishuz

Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

[Cookstar]

I'm sure CaliGuy sits at the end of his driveway and masturbates from time to time.

j/k

[blaznhot_23]

a paintball gun would have cured the problem

[SIcBoy]

dude that sucks your mom and sister saw.
have you guys ever seen grandmas boy, the seen where he is choking his chicken in the bathroom and he explodes on the mom