12 best Redneck pick up lines

CoryB · 12-19-2006, 09:40 AM

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.

SIcBoy · 12-19-2006, 09:41 AM

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

NICE

**CameronJr9** · 12-19-2006, 10:12 AM

Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

I LOLed.

bboylocob · 12-19-2006, 10:26 AM

lol thats pretty good man.

**twistedframe** · 12-19-2006, 10:28 AM

Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

^^Deff the best one by far!

I'm gonna try this one this weekend......

***darna*** · 12-19-2006, 12:57 PM

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?

You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue

Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house!

Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby?

I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas.

I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD

Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires.

Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer?

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway

Get in the truck, sis!

**marc-o-lishuz** · 12-19-2006, 01:43 PM

absolute hilarity!!!

aki · 12-19-2006, 02:58 PM

Another horrifically bad one:

Are your parents terrorists? Cus' baby you're the bomb!

forty.water · 12-19-2006, 03:26 PM

3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

That's funny!

KingMarineM16a4 · 12-19-2006, 10:58 PM

Very funny jokes, the Arkansas made me laugh the most. imma use that legs one tomorrow...

foolio_67 · 12-19-2006, 11:01 PM

Funny stuff!

GALAXY~SI · 12-19-2006, 11:08 PM

Yeah thats funny i actually laughed

***CaliGuy*** · 12-19-2006, 11:13 PM

"Baby, I'm like milk. I'll do your body good!"

si_civic · 12-20-2006, 01:51 AM

Quote:

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

I'm soooooooo going to shout that out at my next union meeting. LOL

CivicWithNav · 12-20-2006, 02:40 AM

i can see Larry the Cable Guy saying every one of these lines lol

pengful · 12-20-2006, 10:04 AM

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole

Someone actually told me the best goal keepers in the whole world are females. Why?

Because no matter how hard you try, you can never get either of your balls in.

Sorry I just got to tell this. :)

12-19-2006, 09:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
CoryB Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chester Virginia Age: 50 Posts: 370 Cory iTrader: 0 / 0%	12 best Redneck pick up lines 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

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CameronJr9 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Louisville, KY Age: 28 Posts: 26,334 Back and Forth Forever iTrader: 6 / 100%	Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." I LOLed. __________________

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*darna* WooooHooooo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Disneyland Age: 34 Posts: 4,390 Christian iTrader: 7 / 100%	Nice legs...what time do they open? You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more? You must be a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue Honey, I'm hotter than a rooster in a hen house! Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck? You ever wonder why they call the back of a pick-up truck the BED, baby? I know we're cousins, but this is Arkansas. I got a six pack of Busch and the new Hank Williams Jr. CD Baby you're finer than a new set of snow tires. Wanna see the new Velvet Elvis painting I just hung in my trailer? God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents! You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway Get in the truck, sis! __________________ *The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty*

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*CaliGuy* VIP Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 30 Posts: 10,520 J. M. back by popular demand! iTrader: 4 / 100%	"Baby, I'm like milk. I'll do your body good!" __________________ Visit my city! Free vagin for every resident (in direct contrast to the other cities that only provide free Fleshlites!) http://eat-mykhram.myminicity.com/

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12-19-2006, 09:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. NICE

12-19-2006, 10:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
bboylocob Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: NEW ORLEANS Posts: 1,928 BRENT iTrader: 4 / 100%	lol thats pretty good man.

12-19-2006, 01:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
marc-o-lishuz Doraemon! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 26 Posts: 24,562 Marc iTrader: 2 / 100%	absolute hilarity!!!

12-19-2006, 02:58 PM	#8 (permalink)
aki Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: tehインターウェブ Age: 29 Posts: 4,897 Semi-Si Sedan Hater iTrader: 6 / 100%	Another horrifically bad one: Are your parents terrorists? Cus' baby you're the bomb!

12-19-2006, 03:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
forty.water Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: CA Posts: 585 iTrader: 2 / 100%	3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. That's funny!

12-19-2006, 10:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
KingMarineM16a4 Senior Member Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Arlington, Texas Age: 19 Posts: 6,182 David iTrader: 0 / 0%	Very funny jokes, the Arkansas made me laugh the most. imma use that legs one tomorrow...

12-19-2006, 11:01 PM	#11 (permalink)
foolio_67 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kamloops Posts: 897 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Funny stuff!

12-19-2006, 11:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
GALAXY~SI Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chester NY Age: 20 Posts: 11,758 Kurt iTrader: 16 / 100%	Yeah thats funny i actually laughed

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CivicWithNav Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Woodstock MD Posts: 2,566 iTrader: 13 / 100%	i can see Larry the Cable Guy saying every one of these lines lol

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pengful Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 305 iTrader: 0 / 0%	6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole Someone actually told me the best goal keepers in the whole world are females. Why? Because no matter how hard you try, you can never get either of your balls in. Sorry I just got to tell this. :)

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