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Old 12-17-2006, 04:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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just for laughs...may be corny...
Condom says to stayfree,
"when you work, i lose seven days of
business."
Stayfree replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops
for nine months."

A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked, "Why do >>>>>you
have your tits on your back?'
The camel responded," What a silly question
from someone who has a dick on his face!"

Wife: I wish I were a newspaper, so you could hold me every morning!
Husband: I wish you were a newspaper TOO, my dear so I could
have a NEW ONE every morning!

A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: You look so weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doc, I thought you said, "three MALES a day!"

Phone rings and the Chinese maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing...... When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid Replies, "MASTUR BATING!"
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2006, 04:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol, i sent this to a bunch of people after reading it
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Old 12-17-2006, 10:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Haha those were funny as hell...I got a few good one liners...

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