A Ricers Christmas (good read)

shawn-o · 12-13-2006, 12:20 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark high-speed fly-by.

Merry Christmas guys and gals

**marc-o-lishuz** · 12-13-2006, 12:23 AM

another quality post by shawn-o!!!

iou +rep

***pogi666ako*** · 12-13-2006, 12:25 AM

good read indeed

***SiViC81*** · 12-13-2006, 12:26 AM

***CaliGuy*** · 12-13-2006, 12:32 AM

Awsome...all I can say...

8thgenuser · 12-13-2006, 12:42 AM

haha...good one.

Oh yeah, since I'm a mod, I'm supposed to say this: No street racing posts allowed.

tennisfan16 · 12-13-2006, 12:43 AM

lol freaking hilarious, did you write that?

**dentrecords** · 12-13-2006, 12:44 AM

very well done.

8thgenuser · 12-13-2006, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tennisfan16

lol freaking hilarious, did you write that?

You can find versions of that if you Google it. Sorry to steal your thunder.

shawn-o · 12-13-2006, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 8thgenuser

You can find versions of that if you Google it. Sorry to steal your thunder.

I had thunder?:face-icon

hell no i didnt write it. i heard it last year and it was then emailed to me this year from my buddy.

VoLTr0n · 12-13-2006, 01:08 AM

that was good, might be sharing this with a few ricers i know

JeShUa · 12-13-2006, 03:30 AM

thats funny...

who wants to buy 8th stickers? haha.. jokes

Zesti1 · 12-13-2006, 08:10 AM

Great post Shawn!

SIcBoy · 12-13-2006, 08:13 AM

nice

***Utsaappt802*** · 12-13-2006, 10:33 AM

The shoping cart wing is the best!

HoNdA06 · 12-13-2006, 10:37 AM

Good one brah, heh heh.

**2fast4u2** · 12-13-2006, 05:11 PM

hahaha...awesome.

**Nomar06** · 12-13-2006, 07:39 PM

Nice!!!

skiz · 12-13-2006, 08:38 PM

lol, nice find!

foolio_67 · 12-13-2006, 09:13 PM

Loved it!

12-13-2006, 12:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
shawn-o Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 20 Posts: 1,340 iTrader: 3 / 100%	A Ricers Christmas (good read) Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Camaro, even with it's big power, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Camaro erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing", I scowled and revved and let out a sigh, And did my trademark high-speed fly-by. Merry Christmas guys and gals

12-13-2006, 12:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
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12-13-2006, 07:39 PM	#18 (permalink)
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12-13-2006, 12:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
marc-o-lishuz FRSH PRNZ OF BL AIR Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 26 Posts: 23,397 Marc iTrader: 2 / 100%	another quality post by shawn-o!!! iou +rep

12-13-2006, 12:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
*pogi666ako* Im Pogi...Ur Not Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Corona, CA Posts: 4,254 Pogi iTrader: 5 / 100%	good read indeed

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12-13-2006, 12:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
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12-13-2006, 12:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
tennisfan16 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I have a cat. Age: 24 Posts: 3,732 iTrader: 3 / 100%	lol freaking hilarious, did you write that?

12-13-2006, 01:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
VoLTr0n Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Englewood, NJ Age: 21 Posts: 593 iTrader: 0 / 0%	that was good, might be sharing this with a few ricers i know

12-13-2006, 03:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
JeShUa Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,235 Keepin` it Phresh iTrader: 11 / 100%	thats funny... who wants to buy 8th stickers? haha.. jokes

12-13-2006, 08:10 AM	#13 (permalink)
Zesti1 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Brampton, ON Age: 28 Posts: 4,557 Joseph iTrader: 8 / 100%	Great post Shawn!

12-13-2006, 08:13 AM	#14 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,402 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	nice

12-13-2006, 10:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
*Utsaappt802* Needs HFP Kit Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Atlanta Age: 27 Posts: 5,616 RyanT. iTrader: 0 / 0%	The shoping cart wing is the best!

12-13-2006, 10:37 AM	#16 (permalink)
HoNdA06 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virgin Islands Age: 30 Posts: 347 Luis H. Casanova Jr. iTrader: 0 / 0%	Good one brah, heh heh.

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2fast4u2 Acorn! Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 14,203 8thcivic.com member #15 iTrader: 11 / 100%	hahaha...awesome.

12-13-2006, 08:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
skiz Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Ali ma quippa Age: 39 Posts: 774 Nee-kon Squad! #5 iTrader: 4 / 100%	lol, nice find!

12-13-2006, 09:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
foolio_67 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kamloops Posts: 899 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Loved it!