Story Time Vol. 7

[Kakashi]

So this story time one isnt really car related. Just a drinking story. This was.. sophomore year.. so i was.. 15?

So its my first drinking party ever. I rode with a bunch of 22 year old friends from a Russian Net Cafe(more of a kids hang out really)to a abandoned house behind a Safeway. The party is already jumping. Theres almost no place to sit. I buy a 3 dollar cup that gets me unlimited refills from the keg. Well after 5 or 6 the hostess decides to give us all free shots of Bacardi with some Kool Aid in it. Little did i know back then, mixing isnt exactly the greatest idea.

ABout some 2 hours later, the police come. Theres about 200 people trying to rush out of the back door of one little house. Not pretty. I was upstairs when the cops came, and i was so drunk off my ass, i almost jumped out of the 2nd story window to run. I decided against that after watching another kid go "THUD" on the floor after jumping. I run down the stairs and out the kitchen door. Theres so many kids trying to jump the fence, but its really tall, like 7 feet. So im running at the fence, and on the way there, i notice people kicking out the fences to make room for people to run through. I tried kicking the fence, no go. Didnt even crack. Either that or I was too trashed to kick hard enough. I decide to drag the huge ass trampoline in the back yard to the fence, and try to JUMP over.

Let me tell you, jumping on a trampoline while your full of beer is extremely fun. AND DIFFICULT. I fell over many times attempting to gain enough momentum to jump over. Finally i thought i had enough "bounce", and tried to go over. I didnt make it. I did however, manage to impale myself ontop of the fence. Right at the ribs. So i fall forward over the fence into some garbage cans. Boy that was fun. Im so drunk, i dont even feel any pain. I get up and run towards the car. Miraculously, i meet up with the guys i came with. We hop into the car and drive off. We end up back at the net cafe. I managed to stumble about 4 steps from the car, before i collapse and passed out ontop of my friends Accord. So im just laying there on his hood, throwing up.

Out of nowhere our friend stumbles up bleeding all over the place. his nose was clearly broken. We asked him what the hell happend, and he said he got into a fight. We asked who and where and when. He said he was at a house party, and some kids jumped him. Then the cops came and he ran. I was thinking to myself, no WAY. He got jumped outside the same party we were at! At this point my ride is plastered, so i cant get home. I found a ride with my friends aunt, who was coming to take her and my friend who got jumped to the hospital.

She arrives and we all file into the blue Durango. Halfway to the hospital i puke out the window. Her aunt asks: "Is he OK???" My friends says im just not feeling well. Someone asks what she does for a living, and she says she's a cop.



So here i am, drunk off my ass, in the back of a cop car pretty much. I thought i was seriously screwed. Then our friend who got jumped comes out of his semi-concussive/coma state and screams that he doesnt wanna go to the hospital.

So we turn around and head to her house. I ate some Cheetos, trying to settle my stomach. Big mistake. I ended up puking my brains out for 30 minutes at my friends aunt's house, while they tried to patch up my friend as best as they could.

Finally, after everyone is good, she drives me home, and i stumble through the door, and into bed.

Jesus.

PS- i realized the next morning i had lost my cell phone, my wallet, and i left my jacket at the house.

[Kakashi]

I guess the moral is to not to try to scale a fence with a trampolene while your drunk.

Maybe not when you're sober either.

[dentrecords]

Good story. Funny to look back at things like that