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11-22-2006, 01:54 PM
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Preeeedictions! 11/22/06
This is a small tradition of ours on another forums. Once a week, usually on Friday afternoon, we do a small skirmish of predictions, about things that will happen over the next few days, but should be funny in some way. SInce this week is so short, and alot of people are already taking off for the holidays, i'd thought id start it here today!
Here we go: -2fast4u2 will consume 64 beers over the next 3 days. She will pass out, and awaken under her car. The oil pan kept her warm at night. -dentrecords will spend this Thanksgiving week sitting infront of his computer, determined to top Dawn. -atruhondagrl(Dawn) realizes his scheming and bans him for 3 days to retain the title of Post Whore. -6SpdChick runs out of gas driving around this week, and is forced to pull over on a lonely, deserted road. -bizzybear is cruising along till he sees 6Spd, he picks her up and her faith in Honda is renewed once again. -CaliGuy will spend this week drunk. As always. Maybe hes drunk now. Who knows. -Kakashi will NOT get over his piece of shit cold, and have a shitty rest of the week trying to recover, while drinking and smoking. However his love affair with news anchor Libby Weaver has been re-kindled. -Broncos pull one out of their asses & win one in friggin’ KC keeping their hopes alive for playoffs -ND over USC & South Bend goes BALLISTIC -Bears over Pats -Steelers over Ravens & Rothlisburger throws for 400 yards & 15 TD’s -CameronJr9 will spend the next few days, trying to figure out a way to rig the next 12 days of drawings so he wins something every time. He does not succeed. -Izzy will attempt a retrofit. He wires the ballasts incorrectly and fries himself. He then makes a new name on 8th Civic: Frizzy. -Missy867 will spend over 5000 dollars on black friday shopping, and then her car is reposessed. she is pissed. -marc-o-lishuz will spend the next few days, trying to cut a "H" design into the face of a Childrens Tylenol. The DEA raids his house, and he is arrested for ecstasy charges. - Jaranath has 3 days of heated debate with dtexan as to what the hell "rice" actually means. They do research and change the way the word rice is used forever. AUtomobiles shall now be referred to as Rice, and the white grain is now referred to as car. Historic. - BLU BY U is secretly plotting the return of PIIHB, when he discovers a whole new realm of back door acronymage. He prepares to unleash it upon the world. Thats all for now, ill think of some more later. |
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11-22-2006, 02:10 PM
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11-22-2006, 02:24 PM
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-Nomar06 will purchase a new mini dashund puppy and attempt to see if dashunds really have a natural attraction to the hindquarters of the female human species. he is not disappointed. he names his new puppy: Cinnamon. -Cybergypsy will placate breast reduction surgery, during her operation, doctors make the mistake of enlargening them instead, she is now 48 FF. -sickyute is nowhere to be found this week, but rumors say that he was spotted behind a medical complex known for plastic surgery. - emo kids this week shall come together and riot against Thanksgiving. They protest for the holiday being too "cheery". |
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11-22-2006, 03:38 PM
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-Kurt, in his never ending quest to expend nitrous, will attempt to boost his car further by attaching ZEX and NOS tanks directly onto his intake manifold. He believes this will get him 1000 WHP.
-JeShUa will immerse himself once again with his seemingly unsatisfiable craving for Jello. This week, he attempts to make a Lindsey Lohan out of vanilla and banana Pudding. To his family and friends surprise. It doesnt look half bad. He exclaims: "Cant wait to "dive" into her!" -CivicWithNav, the resident 8thCivic custom mod junkie will attempt to make custom fiberglass dash and door paneling for his car. He begins inside, and finishes 6 hours later, only to realize, he has fiberglassed himself inside of his car. -hoanger the resident genius body specialist, drops all four of his radiator cover caps into his engine bay, he frantically searches for hours for the 4th one. No one on 8thCivic will tell him there are actually only 3 caps. -BATANG CITY JAIL will have a little taste of the O-P-M this week, his own little way of celebration. When he writes his posts on 8thCivic, his grammar, spelling and punctuation are on par with a Ivy-League graduate. Sooner or later he will realize that "Waiting for 8thcivic.com..." is not going away. -Cookstar will spend this week attempting to use his surgical skills to add a vagina to the Canadian Dollar. Queen Elizabeth II is pleased, strangely. |
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11-22-2006, 04:15 PM
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-si_civic decides to be malicious this week, secretly sneaking into Rasky1's garage and blow fine sand over all his cloths, towels, and buffers. Then mix concrete into his liquid waxes.
-Rasky1 will sit and watch the game, completley unawares. -kenchan, seeing si_civic's suspicious actions, investigates Rasky1's garage. Just then Rasky1 steps out to grab another beer and catches kenchan. Rasky1 proceeds to beat up kenchan, and calls the cops. During all the commotion, smudge planted itself onto Rasky1's car. In a effort to buff it off with a little wax and a microfiber-sand towel, he scratches his paint horribly. |
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11-22-2006, 04:57 PM
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-kakashi will be sitting at home, drinking beers, and smoking things till he feels better about himself. wait no that was last week. THIS WEEK: -Kakashi will be drinking and smoking at the clubs and the bars and macking on alllllllllllll the hunneys till they can smelllllllllll what the asian is cooking. *eyebrow* |
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11-22-2006, 05:22 PM
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You missed a prediction: - Jaranath will make far too much pumpkin flan Thursday and end up eating it all Friday. This will make him very happy until 2:01 am Saturday, whereupon he will spend the remainder of the weekend..."indisposed" (check the ingredients list...  ) He will not learn from this mistake, and will repeat it next year.(and yes, it's very very awesome and easy to make, the hardest part is finding ramekins, or store clerks who even know what the heck they are) |
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too funny and too much thought went into that...
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