Prison or Work?

**GeezerSi** · 11-16-2006, 10:39 AM

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell.
AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three "free" meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet.
AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers.

06blaksi · 11-16-2006, 10:53 AM

forgot one

PRISON * watch TV
WORK * post on 8thcivic.com

_cargirl · 11-16-2006, 10:56 AM

ROFL. This reminds of me being in the office and my friend who's currently in jail right now. GO HIM!

06blaksi · 11-16-2006, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _cargirl

ROFL. This reminds of me being in the office and my friend who's currently in jail right now. GO HIM!

I had to let one of my guys go. He got arrested for beating up his sisters husband 3 weeks ago and is still in jail

***Sleepy*** · 11-16-2006, 11:20 AM

I still like my freedom, no prison for me thankies.

06blaksi · 11-16-2006, 11:25 AM

I spent 6 days in the county lock up when I was 18 awaiting to be bailed out. I was in there over Thanksgiving which is why I was there for so long. Not one office was open. Told myself, I'll never go back

6spdChick · 11-16-2006, 01:14 PM

OK I know this is totally off topic but it was soooo weird to see this. I just woke up because of this awful nightmare that I was going to jail. And I was there for life. Also I was in one of those cells with a big solid metal door and only 1 little window at the top. And I was only out once a day. I'm stilllll freaked out by it

Zesti1 · 11-16-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sleepy

I still like my freedom, no prison for me thankies.

^ I agree 100%!

Good find Geezer

***Cybergypsy*** · 11-16-2006, 01:25 PM

lost a island is more my style

***Sleepy*** · 11-16-2006, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybergypsy

lost a island is more my style

My dream is to live on a island, build a big Civic track across the whole island and some hippy lettuce to keep me sane.

**sickyute** · 11-16-2006, 02:39 PM

^^^^^^ move to St.Lucia

***mort*** · 11-16-2006, 07:04 PM

Someone forwarded me that in an email before.. It's still funny.

***OMGWTFBBQIMDEREK*** · 11-16-2006, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickyute

^^^^^^ move to St.Lucia

Wow. Shows how little I know about anything haha. I had to wikipedia this thing.. But anyways.. I'd choose work.. cuz I have the best job ever

**sickyute** · 11-16-2006, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OMGWTFBBQIMDEREK

Wow. Shows how little I know about anything haha. I had to wikipedia this thing.. But anyways.. I'd choose work.. cuz I have the best job ever

u learn something everyday.

11-16-2006, 10:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
GeezerSi Hidy Ho Neighbor Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Palm, PA Posts: 14,109 -> Ken iTrader: 5 / 100%	Prison or Work? Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell. AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.........you get three "free" meals a day. AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK............you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK............you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.........you get your own toilet. AT WORK..........you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK............you aren't even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK............you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK...........they are called managers. __________________ CLICK--> TOYS FOR TOTS

11-16-2006, 11:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
*Sleepy* Lover of the ladies Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: somewhere Age: 33 Posts: 12,484 Susan iTrader: 2 / 100%	I still like my freedom, no prison for me thankies. __________________ http://vancouver-420.myminicity.com/

11-16-2006, 01:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
*Cybergypsy* Resident Caraholic Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 48 Posts: 8,101 iTrader: 3 / 100%	lost a island is more my style __________________ I would rather be judged by 12, than carried by six!

11-16-2006, 02:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
sickyute Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pembroke Pines, Fl Age: 28 Posts: 9,471 Marvie iTrader: 12 / 100%	^^^^^^ move to St.Lucia __________________ Shift when it blinks! http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2640940 FA5 http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2216565 FG2

11-16-2006, 07:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
*mort* honda 4 life Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Orange County, CA Age: 29 Posts: 10,754 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Someone forwarded me that in an email before.. It's still funny. __________________

11-16-2006, 10:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
06blaksi Senior Member Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in teh basement Age: 41 Posts: 49,431 iTrader: 23 / 100%	forgot one PRISON * watch TV WORK * post on 8thcivic.com

11-16-2006, 10:56 AM	#3 (permalink)
_cargirl Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Straight up MIA, TX. Age: 23 Posts: 703 iTrader: 0 / 0%	ROFL. This reminds of me being in the office and my friend who's currently in jail right now. GO HIM!

11-16-2006, 11:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
06blaksi Senior Member Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: in teh basement Age: 41 Posts: 49,431 iTrader: 23 / 100%	I spent 6 days in the county lock up when I was 18 awaiting to be bailed out. I was in there over Thanksgiving which is why I was there for so long. Not one office was open. Told myself, I'll never go back

11-16-2006, 01:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
6spdChick Senior Member Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 3,528 iTrader: 1 / 100%	OK I know this is totally off topic but it was soooo weird to see this. I just woke up because of this awful nightmare that I was going to jail. And I was there for life. Also I was in one of those cells with a big solid metal door and only 1 little window at the top. And I was only out once a day. I'm stilllll freaked out by it

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