What your car says about you

**Silver8th** · 01-13-2006, 12:00 AM

What your car says about you...
Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

**webby** · 01-13-2006, 12:29 AM

lol... I love it.

Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

***Janizary*** · 01-13-2006, 12:57 AM

Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

Lol, those cracked me up.

**2fast4u2** · 01-13-2006, 01:37 AM

So, basically since I drive a civic I have just graduated and have no credit.

tomasro · 01-13-2006, 03:31 AM

I don't know what they are talking about...in order to graduate college, you would first have to get those loans...and if you can get those loans, you must have impecible credit...and once the credit is paid off, you'll be able to afford anything you want with that credit!

***Rainman*** · 01-13-2006, 10:32 AM

I don't drive any of those, so I am cooler.

Milkman · 01-13-2006, 12:27 PM

Subaru Impreza WRX - you are a murderous Milkman who has formed an underground network of vigilante nihilists where the first rule is you cannot talk about said underground network

Kabs · 01-13-2006, 02:20 PM

Nissan 350z- You are a Pimp.... nuff said

djspins · 01-16-2006, 10:01 AM

Chevrolet El Camino - I am a normal guy who can't afford a pickup

**Silver8th** · 03-30-2006, 11:55 PM

this needs a .....bump

**CameronJr9** · 03-31-2006, 12:07 AM

Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

I know that guy. Seriously...

01-13-2006, 12:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Silver8th Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: GA Posts: 6,816 EARL iTrader: 4 / 100%	What your car says about you What your car says about you... Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler MGB - I am dating a mechanic Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife __________________

01-13-2006, 12:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
*Janizary* Minister of Discord Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sith Ferret dojo Posts: 6,682 Gas thread Nazi iTrader: 0 / 0%	Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife Lol, those cracked me up. __________________ • DX/LX/EX Gas Mileage Thread • Civic Si Gas Mileage Thread • Civic Hybrid Gas Mileage Thread

01-13-2006, 01:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
2fast4u2 Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 15,603 8thcivic.com member #15 iTrader: 11 / 100%	So, basically since I drive a civic I have just graduated and have no credit. __________________

03-30-2006, 11:55 PM	#10 (permalink)
Silver8th Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: GA Posts: 6,816 EARL iTrader: 4 / 100%	this needs a .....bump __________________

03-31-2006, 12:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
CameronJr9 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Louisville, KY Age: 28 Posts: 26,334 Back and Forth Forever iTrader: 6 / 100%	Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car I know that guy. Seriously... __________________

01-13-2006, 12:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
webby Acorns! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Storage Room B Posts: 14,472 iTrader: 12 / 100%	lol... I love it. Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

01-13-2006, 03:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
tomasro Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Carlos, CA Age: 25 Posts: 1,639 Turner iTrader: 2 / 100%	I don't know what they are talking about...in order to graduate college, you would first have to get those loans...and if you can get those loans, you must have impecible credit...and once the credit is paid off, you'll be able to afford anything you want with that credit!

01-13-2006, 10:32 AM	#6 (permalink)
*Rainman* El Presidente' Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 849 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I don't drive any of those, so I am cooler.

01-13-2006, 12:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Milkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: You were killed by a Milkman Posts: 164 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Subaru Impreza WRX - you are a murderous Milkman who has formed an underground network of vigilante nihilists where the first rule is you cannot talk about said underground network

01-13-2006, 02:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
Kabs Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Jersey Age: 23 Posts: 594 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Nissan 350z- You are a Pimp.... nuff said

01-16-2006, 10:01 AM	#9 (permalink)
djspins Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 19 Posts: 62 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Chevrolet El Camino - I am a normal guy who can't afford a pickup

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