Tribute to the greatest actor of all time

**webby** · 12-19-2005, 08:10 PM

http://btchingpost.tripod.com/cgi-bin/bosley.html

***Rainman*** · 12-20-2005, 02:43 PM

ahhhh, no.

Milkman · 12-20-2005, 03:55 PM

I thought this was going to be about Chuck Norris.

**webby** · 12-20-2005, 04:58 PM

^^^ don't be bad mouthing chuck now.

Check this out. Even google knows it's not possible.
http://images.google.com/images?svnu...ed&btnG=Search

"don't upset me. I'll go texas walker on your butt." - chuck

Milkman · 12-20-2005, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webby

^^^ don't be bad mouthing chuck now.

Geeze, you're really sensitive about Chuck.

I heard he might have gotten killed yesterday... I don't know for sure, just something I heard.

**webby** · 12-20-2005, 07:23 PM

lol

how can chuck die? I don't even think that's possible. LOL Chuck does roundhouses for Jesus.

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/christian.aspx

Milkman · 12-20-2005, 07:59 PM

Yeah, but that would be sweet if he would - I might have him in the Death Pool.

**2fast4u2** · 12-20-2005, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Milkman

Yeah, but that would be sweet if he would - I might have him in the Death Pool.

What is it with you and the death pool?

Milkman · 12-20-2005, 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2fast4u2

What is it with you and the death pool?

I need to win for once... I keep losing to guys who pick professional wrestlers!

**webby** · 12-21-2005, 12:40 AM

post up the pool milkman. Let's see who you've got on your list.

**2fast4u2** · 12-21-2005, 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webby

post up the pool milkman. Let's see who you've got on your list.

***Rainman*** · 12-21-2005, 10:31 AM

I love how this conversation went from a no name actor tribute page, to Chuck Norris to the Death Pool! LOL!!!
this is great.
I say Van Dam is in my death pool. OD on Drugs.

Milkman · 12-21-2005, 11:47 AM

It's been awhile but I think I had Senator Byrd, Bobby Bowden, Fidel Castro, Walter Cronkite, and my tragedy pick was Michael Jackson.

***Rainman*** · 12-21-2005, 04:05 PM

Castro is definatley gone.
Think what is going to happen to the embargo.

Fishytron · 12-21-2005, 06:18 PM

cuba is a nice place if you can imagine it. i would want to go back.

***Rainman*** · 12-21-2005, 06:47 PM

I just want the cigars.

Fishytron · 12-21-2005, 07:01 PM

they had huggggge ones ther in shop windows. think like 2 inch radius and like 2 feet long.

***Rainman*** · 12-22-2005, 10:31 AM

I would smoke them all.
But remember.... the only hype in Cuban Cigars is that they are illegal. Some are good, some are horrible. Much of the soil has been used so much, that the nutrients are not as good as say The Dominican, Honduras or Nicaraugua (spell?)
So the next time somone says...I only smoke cubans, just roll your eyes. They can go to a local good tobacco shop and get cigars just as good if not better.
Ok I am off my soap box.

Still think this topic is hillarious.... Actor Tribute - Chuck Norris - Death Pool - Cuban Cigars
LOL!

**Shemmy** · 12-22-2005, 12:53 PM

I found this on another site. It's pretty damn funny!

Quote:

Chuck Norris is an extraordinary human being.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man it is not because he is *** but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Ameila Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

If you aswk Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game but was removed by Beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse ... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

And lastly, when Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

And we never will.

Fishytron · 12-22-2005, 12:59 PM

..........speechless.....that was amazing

12-19-2005, 08:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
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*Rainman* El Presidente' Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 849 iTrader: 0 / 0%	ahhhh, no.

12-20-2005, 03:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Milkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: You were killed by a Milkman Posts: 164 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I thought this was going to be about Chuck Norris.

12-20-2005, 04:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
webby Acorns! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Storage Room B Posts: 14,472 iTrader: 12 / 100%	^^^ don't be bad mouthing chuck now. Check this out. Even google knows it's not possible. http://images.google.com/images?svnu...ed&btnG=Search "don't upset me. I'll go texas walker on your butt." - chuck

12-20-2005, 07:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
webby Acorns! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Storage Room B Posts: 14,472 iTrader: 12 / 100%	lol how can chuck die? I don't even think that's possible. LOL Chuck does roundhouses for Jesus. http://www.chucknorris.com/html/christian.aspx

12-20-2005, 07:59 PM	#7 (permalink)
Milkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: You were killed by a Milkman Posts: 164 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Yeah, but that would be sweet if he would - I might have him in the Death Pool.

12-21-2005, 12:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
webby Acorns! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Storage Room B Posts: 14,472 iTrader: 12 / 100%	post up the pool milkman. Let's see who you've got on your list.

12-21-2005, 10:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
*Rainman* El Presidente' Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 849 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I love how this conversation went from a no name actor tribute page, to Chuck Norris to the Death Pool! LOL!!! this is great. I say Van Dam is in my death pool. OD on Drugs.

12-21-2005, 11:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
Milkman Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: You were killed by a Milkman Posts: 164 iTrader: 0 / 0%	It's been awhile but I think I had Senator Byrd, Bobby Bowden, Fidel Castro, Walter Cronkite, and my tragedy pick was Michael Jackson.

12-21-2005, 04:05 PM	#14 (permalink)
*Rainman* El Presidente' Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 849 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Castro is definatley gone. Think what is going to happen to the embargo.

12-21-2005, 06:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fishytron Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 23 Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 / 0%	cuba is a nice place if you can imagine it. i would want to go back.

12-21-2005, 06:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
*Rainman* El Presidente' Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 849 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I just want the cigars.

12-21-2005, 07:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fishytron Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 23 Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 / 0%	they had huggggge ones ther in shop windows. think like 2 inch radius and like 2 feet long.

12-22-2005, 10:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
*Rainman* El Presidente' Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 849 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I would smoke them all. But remember.... the only hype in Cuban Cigars is that they are illegal. Some are good, some are horrible. Much of the soil has been used so much, that the nutrients are not as good as say The Dominican, Honduras or Nicaraugua (spell?) So the next time somone says...I only smoke cubans, just roll your eyes. They can go to a local good tobacco shop and get cigars just as good if not better. Ok I am off my soap box. Still think this topic is hillarious.... Actor Tribute - Chuck Norris - Death Pool - Cuban Cigars LOL!

12-22-2005, 12:59 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fishytron Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Detroit Age: 23 Posts: 481 iTrader: 0 / 0%	..........speechless.....that was amazing