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Old 06-23-2005, 12:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking 8th Civic's first offical "NOT WORK SAFE" thread!!!!

To understand this phenomenon you need to have a cursory understanding of fluid dynamics and flow rate or flow velocity. The cross-sectional area of a conduit is inversely proportional to the volumetric flow rate of the fluid travelling in the conduit



If in the above diagram, A1 is twice the cross-sectional area of A2, than V2 is twice as high as V1. In other words, provided fluid volume and pressure remains constant, if you constrict the diameter of the conduit it is traversing, it will flow faster.

While your mate was jerkin' your gherkin' she must have been constricting the urethra, thereby increasing the flow velocity of the seminal fluid exiting your penis...which leads to mega spooge distances.

Try it sometimes. Just as you are about to finish, grab hold of the shaft and just behind the glans give your johnson a good tight throttle...and watch the jizz fly!

Ain't science awesome?!?!!?!

Where i found it...
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=752509
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i never really shot it, my penis was in her mouth or in her pussy, so i cant say i know how far it would shoot
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but from the looks of her im sure it would have gone miles
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i love it when i shoot it far
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oh my god!

its been so long since Ive had sex I cant even remember what its like - lol

I remember an ex bf shot it over his head and onto the wall once - that was a wild night!
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oh my god!

its been so long since Ive had sex I cant even remember what its like - lol

Hmm..Well it's kinda like riding a bike... :gaygiggle
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Hmm..Well it's kinda like riding a bike... :gaygiggle
hopefully its more than just riding a bike..........there are some many more interesting ways................
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