How to bath your cat.

FujiBlueSi · 07-19-2006, 10:43 AM

Someone was passing this around my office. I thought it was funny. Of course I do not condone cruelty to animals.

HOW TO WASH THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.
3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “Power Wash” and “Rinse”, which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will self-dry.

BLACKFG · 07-19-2006, 11:23 AM

ok this wrong

Civicaddict79 · 07-19-2006, 11:55 AM

Suppose you shouldn't put the blue stuff in the toilet first unless you want your cat to match your Figi Blue car huh?

FujiBlueSi · 07-19-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Civicaddict79

Suppose you shouldn't put the blue stuff in the toilet first unless you want your cat to match your Figi Blue car huh?

Ha, hadn't thought of that. LOL

**atruhondagrl** · 07-19-2006, 12:31 PM

LOL. That was too funny.

**jasonandre** · 07-19-2006, 03:40 PM

I think I just found my reason to visit my local animal shelter.

***RaskyR1*** · 07-19-2006, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FujiBlueSi

Someone was passing this around my office. I thought it was funny. Of course I do not condone cruelty to animals.

HOW TO WASH THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.
3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “Power Wash” and “Rinse”, which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will self-dry.

and this is how it will look!

http://www.ewritermagazine.com/Octob.../wet%20cat.jpg

jc21 · 07-19-2006, 03:52 PM

oh man. I hate cats.... Only problem is you would get one HELL of a hairball in the toilet.

06CivEXJon · 07-20-2006, 01:35 AM

Hell just train your cat to do this http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/cat-poop.html

07-19-2006, 10:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
FujiBlueSi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Queens, NY Age: 30 Posts: 2,862 Tim iTrader: 2 / 100%	How to bath your cat. Someone was passing this around my office. I thought it was funny. Of course I do not condone cruelty to animals. HOW TO WASH THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up. 3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “Power Wash” and “Rinse”, which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will self-dry. Last edited by FujiBlueSi; 07-19-2006 at 12:03 PM.

07-19-2006, 11:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Civicaddict79 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: So. Burlington, VT Posts: 114 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Suppose you shouldn't put the blue stuff in the toilet first unless you want your cat to match your Figi Blue car huh? Last edited by Civicaddict79; 07-19-2006 at 11:56 AM. Reason: typo

07-19-2006, 12:31 PM	#5 (permalink)
atruhondagrl Brodie Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Near the escalator Posts: 24,181 iTrader: 23 / 100%	LOL. That was too funny. __________________ AWD is RWD with training wheels.

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BLACKFG Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 604 iTrader: 0 / 0%	ok this wrong

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06CivEXJon Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Monument/Colorado Springs Colorado Posts: 4,547 Jon iTrader: 0 / 0%	Hell just train your cat to do this http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/cat-poop.html