Cheating Wife

BLU BY U · 07-21-2008, 06:27 PM

So lately my wife has been working alot of late shifts,and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.
If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing, and she said
"Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open ,and turn off all the lights.
About the time she usually gets home,I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and Im hiding behind my Si. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The rear camber is severely wearing my rear tires. Now i have to get a rear camber kit, Should i get the skunk2 or spc?

SIcBoy · 07-21-2008, 06:29 PM

oh my god...
you are an @$$
dude i totally thought you a cheating whore on your hands

skunk 2

nayilsi · 07-21-2008, 06:29 PM

Adultery is some serious sin.

***CivicEX08*** · 07-21-2008, 06:31 PM

This thread is classic.

jdm07sisedan! · 07-21-2008, 06:32 PM

haha you got me

***nycclaye*** · 07-21-2008, 06:34 PM

repost.... I sent this to my commanding officers and my entire chain of command last summer and got nailed to the wall for making them piss their pants before noon on a friday!! still some funny s**t!!

***gotsnodooks*** · 07-21-2008, 06:35 PM

Awesome!!!!! haha!!

**NitrousG35** · 07-21-2008, 06:35 PM

I love it. A man who has his priorities right. Get that camber kit on ASAP dude. As for the wife, she probably didn't approve of you modding your car anyway...

***IceWindius*** · 07-21-2008, 06:36 PM

OMG, this is just sick.....

and funny

cbizz · 07-21-2008, 06:41 PM

you are my hero

AdamLXCIV · 07-21-2008, 06:41 PM

Haha, that was f*cking classic. Awesome post.

I started to feel for you too..

SIcBoy · 07-21-2008, 06:41 PM

seriously my heart was pounding when i got to the part where you were waiting in the garage....and then you notice you needed a camber kit i was like wtF

07k20z3ftw · 07-21-2008, 06:43 PM

go with spc, i hear that the rubber bushing is stronger on the spc and that the rubber one on the skunk2 wears out faster and starts squeaking.

***Zeuceone*** · 07-21-2008, 06:44 PM

Repost.

***vit0*** · 07-21-2008, 06:45 PM

bring back the rep system this man deserves a rep!

duk · 07-21-2008, 06:45 PM

hahahaha
you are a god

***FijiSan*** · 07-21-2008, 06:47 PM

OMG this should be stickied....

07sedan_man · 07-21-2008, 06:54 PM

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damn

hatchbac_smokin_you · 07-21-2008, 06:55 PM

i was gonna offer a gun to shoot your wife... Nice post brotha!

1.8L FG KiDd · 07-21-2008, 06:56 PM

As of now...I absolutely despise you....

07-21-2008, 06:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
BLU BY U Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 7,601 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Cheating Wife So lately my wife has been working alot of late shifts,and for the past couple of months she has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didnt mind in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence. If im out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and Im in the house (they think Im sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, and she said "Just talking" ....whatever. So last night I decided to see whats really going on out there. So I leave the garage door open ,and turn off all the lights. About the time she usually gets home,I go out in the garage and wait.. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway,and Im hiding behind my Si. When his headlights shine through my garage and onto the car, I see something that I just couldn't believe. The rear camber is severely wearing my rear tires. Now i have to get a rear camber kit, Should i get the skunk2 or spc?

07-21-2008, 06:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
*CivicEX08* Wallet Inspector Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Illinois Age: 20 Posts: 1,168 Stephen iTrader: 0 / 0%	This thread is classic. __________________

07-21-2008, 06:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
*nycclaye* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaapsssh!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Ft. Gordon, GA and Cols, OH Age: 26 Posts: 2,958 Nick iTrader: 1 / 100%	repost.... I sent this to my commanding officers and my entire chain of command last summer and got nailed to the wall for making them piss their pants before noon on a friday!! still some funny st!! __________________ I WIN YOU LOSE My monster** http://www.8thcivic.com/forums/intro...uild-pics.html

07-21-2008, 06:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
NitrousG35 Join Date: May 2007 Location: To Infiniti and beyond... Posts: 11,207 Wild VTEC'n Bill iTrader: 3 / 100%	I love it. A man who has his priorities right. Get that camber kit on ASAP dude. As for the wife, she probably didn't approve of you modding your car anyway... __________________

07-21-2008, 06:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
*IceWindius* Cpt of the Silver Ice Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Cold, frozen, windy mountains Age: 28 Posts: 1,940 8thgen FG Crew #094 iTrader: 2 / 100%	OMG, this is just sick..... and funny __________________ 8th gen Honda Civic Cabinet Air filter DIY Replacement I'm a Honda loyalist, deal with it

07-21-2008, 06:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	oh my god... you are an @$$ dude i totally thought you a cheating whore on your hands skunk 2

07-21-2008, 06:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
nayilsi Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: You mean nothing to me Posts: 9,412 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Adultery is some serious sin.

07-21-2008, 06:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
jdm07sisedan! Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: central cali Posts: 301 iTrader: 0 / 0%	haha you got me

07-21-2008, 06:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
cbizz Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Halifax N.S Canada Age: 28 Posts: 321 Chuck Mitchell iTrader: 1 / 100%	you are my hero

07-21-2008, 06:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
AdamLXCIV Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Queen Creek/Gilbert, AZ Age: 18 Posts: 1,332 Adam iTrader: 0 / 0%	Haha, that was f*cking classic. Awesome post. I started to feel for you too..

07-21-2008, 06:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	seriously my heart was pounding when i got to the part where you were waiting in the garage....and then you notice you needed a camber kit i was like wtF

07-21-2008, 06:43 PM	#13 (permalink)
07k20z3ftw Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Outside of Orlando, Florida Posts: 1,392 Mitch iTrader: 0 / 0%	go with spc, i hear that the rubber bushing is stronger on the spc and that the rubber one on the skunk2 wears out faster and starts squeaking.

07-21-2008, 06:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
*vit0* VIP Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Plano, TX Age: 19 Posts: 955 iTrader: 0 / 0%	bring back the rep system this man deserves a rep!

07-21-2008, 06:45 PM	#16 (permalink)
duk Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Calgary Age: 24 Posts: 1,495 iTrader: 0 / 0%	hahahaha you are a god

07-21-2008, 06:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
*FijiSan* VIP Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North Texas Age: 20 Posts: 2,769 justin iTrader: 3 / 100%	OMG this should be stickied....

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07-21-2008, 06:55 PM	#19 (permalink)
hatchbac_smokin_you Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,117 iTrader: 0 / 0%	i was gonna offer a gun to shoot your wife... Nice post brotha!

07-21-2008, 06:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
1.8L FG KiDd Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Teh Sunshine State :p Posts: 2,563 FrAnCiS iTrader: 1 / 100%	As of now...I absolutely despise you....

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