Pick Up Lines

BLACKFG · 07-12-2006, 11:17 AM

all right i want you post up funny pick up lines.

you wanna go half on a bastard?

Do you want to see something swell?

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

**atruhondagrl** · 07-12-2006, 11:23 AM

"can I get some fries with that shake?"

FujiBlueSi · 07-12-2006, 11:27 AM

Baby, you got more cakes than Betty Crocker

**atruhondagrl** · 07-12-2006, 11:29 AM

I'm rating this thread because I know it's gonna be a good one.

Oh and "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

Jerlent · 07-12-2006, 11:31 AM

I see you wear braces....I wear braces too

Brought to you by the true romantic....Butthead (Being said to Chelsea Clinton)

***RaskyR1*** · 07-12-2006, 11:38 AM

Well this can go in the movie quotes thread too but I love this line!

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

Anchorman Rules!

BLACKFG · 07-12-2006, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atruhondagrl

I'm rating this thread because I know it's gonna be a good one.

Oh and "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

Good One.

BLACKFG · 07-12-2006, 11:53 AM

Hey Baby wanna wrestle. ( aid By Butthead)

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie

TommyD · 07-12-2006, 02:49 PM

Are those space pants you are wearing? Because your ass is out of this world

**atruhondagrl** · 07-12-2006, 02:52 PM

"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart"

LAME!!! But funny if one of your buddies uses it and actually believe it'll work

06CivicSIChick · 07-12-2006, 11:32 PM

A guy asks you "Was your father a thief?"
Your respoce is "No, Why?"
They guy say's "Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

How sweet is that??? I liked that one.

BLU BY U · 07-12-2006, 11:34 PM

guys asks " how's it goin "
girl says " good and you? "

guy exclaims " GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!"

BLU BY U · 07-12-2006, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 06CivicSIChick

A guy asks you "Was your father a thief?"
Your respoce is "No, Why?"
They guy say's "Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes"

How sweet is that??? I liked that one.

is that a half naked pic of you in your avatar?

***CaliGuy*** · 07-12-2006, 11:37 PM

"Baby, I'm like milk. I'll do your body good."

"Theres a party." "Where" "In my pants, and everybody is cumming."

Eric'sFG2 · 07-13-2006, 12:14 AM

Did it hurt

what?

when you felll from heaven

Yes it's lame but many girls will think its cute and lame in a good way.

cojaro · 07-13-2006, 12:32 AM

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?

I'd bet you'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms.

**atruhondagrl** · 07-13-2006, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cojaro

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?

I'd bet you'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms.

Okay. I like the first one. The second one scares me.

PoLiShPrInCe · 07-13-2006, 01:44 AM

lets add me and you, subtract clothes, divide your legs and multiply

claudeboi · 07-13-2006, 01:56 AM

...here's mine....

"Hi, im a doctor, a plastic surgeon specifically!"

BLAZETIGER · 07-13-2006, 02:02 AM

Wanna play Army? I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me!

Guy:Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Girl: no, why
Guy: cause i can see myself in your pants

I'm lost, can you give me directions how to get to your place?

I like that dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up.

There are 265 bones in a human body would u like one more.

Girl: asks excuse me do u have the time?
Guy: U say Do u have the energy.

U call a girl over with one finger.. When she comes to u, u tell her i made u cum with one finger imagine what i could do with 2.

Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside?

How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

And last of all, but one of my favorites...
Nice legs. What time do they open?

07-12-2006, 11:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
BLACKFG Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 604 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Pick Up Lines all right i want you post up funny pick up lines. you wanna go half on a bastard? Do you want to see something swell? Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. All those curves, and me with no brakes. That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.

07-12-2006, 11:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
atruhondagrl Kneel before Zod! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,949 General Zod iTrader: 22 / 100%	"can I get some fries with that shake?" __________________ Rise before zod. AWD is RWD with training wheels.

07-12-2006, 11:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
atruhondagrl Kneel before Zod! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,949 General Zod iTrader: 22 / 100%	I'm rating this thread because I know it's gonna be a good one. Oh and "Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?" __________________ Rise before zod. AWD is RWD with training wheels.

07-12-2006, 11:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
*RaskyR1* Rasky's Auto Detailing Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Shakopeeee, MN Age: 33 Posts: 3,450 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Well this can go in the movie quotes thread too but I love this line! "I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you." Anchorman Rules! __________________ ^Meguiars Junkie *8thgen Meet at Rasky's June 21st!!!*

07-12-2006, 02:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
atruhondagrl Kneel before Zod! Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,949 General Zod iTrader: 22 / 100%	"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart" LAME!!! But funny if one of your buddies uses it and actually believe it'll work __________________ Rise before zod. AWD is RWD with training wheels.

07-12-2006, 11:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
FujiBlueSi Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Queens, NY Age: 30 Posts: 2,862 Tim iTrader: 2 / 100%	Baby, you got more cakes than Betty Crocker

07-12-2006, 11:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Jerlent Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Jersey Age: 30 Posts: 529 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I see you wear braces....I wear braces too Brought to you by the true romantic....Butthead (Being said to Chelsea Clinton)

07-12-2006, 11:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
BLACKFG Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 604 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Hey Baby wanna wrestle. ( aid By Butthead) Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie

07-12-2006, 02:49 PM	#9 (permalink)
TommyD Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,361 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Are those space pants you are wearing? Because your ass is out of this world

07-12-2006, 11:32 PM	#11 (permalink)
06CivicSIChick Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 68 iTrader: 0 / 0%	A guy asks you "Was your father a thief?" Your respoce is "No, Why?" They guy say's "Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" How sweet is that??? I liked that one.

07-12-2006, 11:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
BLU BY U Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 24 Posts: 7,585 iTrader: 2 / 100%	guys asks " how's it goin " girl says " good and you? " guy exclaims " GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!"

07-12-2006, 11:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
*CaliGuy* VIP Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: SoCal Age: 30 Posts: 10,520 J. M. back by popular demand! iTrader: 4 / 100%	"Baby, I'm like milk. I'll do your body good." "Theres a party." "Where" "In my pants, and everybody is cumming." __________________ Visit my city! Free vagin for every resident (in direct contrast to the other cities that only provide free Fleshlites!) http://eat-mykhram.myminicity.com/

07-13-2006, 12:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
Eric'sFG2 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 148 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Did it hurt what? when you felll from heaven Yes it's lame but many girls will think its cute and lame in a good way.

07-13-2006, 12:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
cojaro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Memphis Age: 20 Posts: 1,206 iTrader: 1 / 100%	My lips are registered weapons Can I invade your personal space? I'd bet you'd look like Venus de Milo if I just cut off your arms.

07-13-2006, 01:44 AM	#18 (permalink)
PoLiShPrInCe Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: GTA, Canada Age: 26 Posts: 3,142 iTrader: 0 / 0%	lets add me and you, subtract clothes, divide your legs and multiply

07-13-2006, 01:56 AM	#19 (permalink)
claudeboi Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 22 Posts: 68 iTrader: 0 / 0%	...here's mine.... "Hi, im a doctor, a plastic surgeon specifically!"

07-13-2006, 02:02 AM	#20 (permalink)
BLAZETIGER Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Victorville, So. Cal Age: 28 Posts: 664 iTrader: 15 / 100%	Wanna play Army? I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me! Guy:Is that a mirror in your pocket? Girl: no, why Guy: cause i can see myself in your pants I'm lost, can you give me directions how to get to your place? I like that dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor. Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up. There are 265 bones in a human body would u like one more. Girl: asks excuse me do u have the time? Guy: U say Do u have the energy. U call a girl over with one finger.. When she comes to u, u tell her i made u cum with one finger imagine what i could do with 2. Could I touch your belly button . . .from the inside? How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. And last of all, but one of my favorites... Nice legs. What time do they open?

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