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Old 08-02-2007, 12:06 AM   #141 (permalink)
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HI! Is your dad a baker??
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'Coz you got nice buns
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:00 AM   #142 (permalink)
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hey do you know how to sow. cuz i'm ripped. (after saying those words flex your muscles for them to see).
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:03 AM   #143 (permalink)
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hey do you know how to sow. cuz i'm ripped. (after saying those words flex your muscles for them to see).
That is one that I have not heard before. I like it.
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:13 PM   #144 (permalink)
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girl you are one tall glass of water, and let me tell you....im thirsty
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Old 12-16-2007, 03:20 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

Those are geogeous breasts, may I? - that actually works ALOT. Many single girls will actually let you get a handful right then and there.
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:13 PM   #146 (permalink)
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i got one
"if i had a garden, i'd put ur twolips(tulips) and my twolips together. hehe corny

the pictures on myspace thing worked for me before. hehe
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Old 12-16-2007, 04:15 PM   #147 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 04:19 AM   #148 (permalink)
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guy: i know someone want to beat your ass
girl: who?
guy: my balls
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Old 12-19-2007, 12:54 PM   #149 (permalink)
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:13 PM   #150 (permalink)
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nice shoes,wanna ****?
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:49 PM   #151 (permalink)
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you:wanna play a drinking game
her:what it called
you:carpenter
her:how do you play?
you:well you get hammered and ill nail ya

lame but i might try it one day
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:04 PM   #152 (permalink)
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Congratulations! You just won the meat lottery!
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Old 02-18-2008, 05:27 PM   #153 (permalink)
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guy: i know someone want to beat your ass
girl: who?
guy: my balls
roflmao! That was a damn good one.. maybe the best I've heard thus far
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Old 02-18-2008, 07:22 PM   #154 (permalink)
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Why don't you come sit in my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Old 02-18-2008, 07:50 PM   #155 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:51 AM   #156 (permalink)
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Lick your finger then touch her clothes and say, "We should get you out of these wet clothes"
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Old 04-08-2008, 02:17 PM   #157 (permalink)
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"hey, my friend over there said that i would be good for you"
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Old 04-08-2008, 11:08 PM   #158 (permalink)
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Hey girl can I get your myspace?

Cuz I could comment about how sexy you are all niiiiight :)

(I just made that up)
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Old 04-08-2008, 11:14 PM   #159 (permalink)
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Lets say your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Valentines. Lets do it between the holidays.

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