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Old 07-10-2007, 08:13 PM   #101 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2007, 08:22 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2007, 08:23 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:52 AM   #106 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2007, 09:48 AM   #109 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2007, 02:25 PM   #115 (permalink)
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I was dancning with a guy in a club and he told me, "Girl....you got more than FIVE on it!"
This was about the time I started doing the running man BACKWARDS and away from him!
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Old 07-19-2007, 03:07 PM   #116 (permalink)
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if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put " U " and " I " together.

do you know why the sky is gray? because all the blue is in your eyes.

if you were a sandwich at mcdonalds you would be a mcbeautiful...lol
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Old 07-19-2007, 03:10 PM   #117 (permalink)
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I just read one for females.

when you and a friend are out at a club/bar/party. Ask a stranger (who you have your eye on) if you can borrow him. Take him over to your friend and say, "This is my type. Find me someone like him!"
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Old 07-19-2007, 03:20 PM   #118 (permalink)
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I just read one for females.

when you and a friend are out at a club/bar/party. Ask a stranger (who you have your eye on) if you can borrow him. Take him over to your friend and say, "This is my type. Find me someone like him!"
Honestly, do women really "need" a pickup line? Come on now.
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Old 07-19-2007, 03:22 PM   #119 (permalink)
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Honestly, do women really "need" a pickup line? Come on now.
I dunno. I never used 'em.
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:08 PM   #120 (permalink)
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if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put " U " and " I " together.

do you know why the sky is gray? because all the blue is in your eyes.

if you were a sandwich at mcdonalds you would be a mcbeautiful...lol
Those are actually pretty good... except for the mcbeautiful one.. But you might get some "Cute" points for that one.. LOL

i'm gonna print this thread out and take it with me next time I go out..and study some stuff..and actually try to use one.. I've never really used pick up lines..
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