Pick Up Lines - Page 5

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 04:58 PM

Can I spank you?

illusionstwice · 07-10-2007, 05:00 PM

this thread BLEW up..especially w/ the guests. lol

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 05:02 PM

Him: How you doin'?
her: Fine . . .
Him: You sure got that right.

Toxis · 07-10-2007, 05:02 PM

Let's flip a coin. Heads I get tail, Tails I get head.

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 05:04 PM

^

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 05:06 PM

You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 05:11 PM

Him: "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties."
Her: "Actually, I am."
Him: "Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 05:16 PM

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted?

ugination87 · 07-10-2007, 05:24 PM

this one works like at a library or someplace like that:
him: hi, uh do you have an extra piece of paper?
her:yea, here you go. (gives paper)
him: um.. do you also have an extra pen or pencil?
her: um.. sure.. (give pencil or pen)
him: (gives the paper and pencil or pen back) now can i have your number?

ugination87 · 07-10-2007, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by illusionstwice

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

!

omg i wanna try that!! aha

abs0lutexer0 · 07-10-2007, 05:37 PM

hahhahahahahaa I love the come back lines.

SIcBoy · 07-10-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PayBack

Ok, you have to have a cool drink in your hand to pull this one off. You rub your finger across the dew on the outside of the glass, wipe it on your shirt sleeve and then on hers; follow by saying....

"what do you say we go to my place and get out of these wet cloths?"

im going to try this

SIcBoy · 07-10-2007, 05:50 PM

fat girls need love too...but they need to pay
gigity gigity goo

not really a line but it could work

TonyFG2 · 07-10-2007, 06:03 PM

Jai la tour effiel dans mes pantalon.

French for: I have the Effiel tower in my pants.

2f2fc1v1c · 07-10-2007, 06:44 PM

my fav

"i know you are rite but i am not wrong either"

edit:wrong forum sorry

3pac2k6 · 07-10-2007, 07:12 PM

"im not really this tall, im just sitting on my wallet"

cojaro · 07-10-2007, 07:49 PM

Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics
Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic

I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostrils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
[repeat x4]

Firestrife · 07-10-2007, 07:59 PM

My friend had these and told me them i remembered some of em.

"Hi my name is Doug, its God spelled backwards with a little bit of you in it."

"Hey do you like to dance *yea* well how bout you go dance and let me talk to your friend."

"Hey do you have any raisins... or how bout a date?"

edciv · 07-10-2007, 08:01 PM

"do you wash your clothes with windex?"
"Because i can see myself in your pants"

I heard that on TV one day, i can't remember what channel but its still stuck in my head

**Snake-eyes** · 07-10-2007, 08:10 PM

girl, what ethinicity are you?
guy,
well Im part russian..part roman
I got russian hands and roman fingers

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2f2fc1v1c Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Powder springs,GA Age: 24 Posts: 537 FG#361-FA#97 iTrader: 0 / 0%	my fav "i know you are rite but i am not wrong either" edit:wrong forum sorry Last edited by 2f2fc1v1c; 07-10-2007 at 07:04 PM.

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07-10-2007, 04:58 PM	#81 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Can I spank you?

07-10-2007, 05:00 PM	#82 (permalink)
illusionstwice Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: DiRtY JerZ Age: 26 Posts: 19,567 The original --> "J" <-- iTrader: 8 / 100%	this thread BLEW up..especially w/ the guests. lol

07-10-2007, 05:02 PM	#83 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Him: How you doin'? her: Fine . . . Him: You sure got that right.

07-10-2007, 05:02 PM	#84 (permalink)
Toxis Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Italy Of Course! Age: 29 Posts: 3,799 Even Women Aren't Safe iTrader: 10 / 100%	Let's flip a coin. Heads I get tail, Tails I get head.

07-10-2007, 05:04 PM	#85 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	^ Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

07-10-2007, 05:06 PM	#86 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.

07-10-2007, 05:11 PM	#87 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Him: "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties." Her: "Actually, I am." Him: "Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"

07-10-2007, 05:16 PM	#88 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted?

07-10-2007, 05:24 PM	#89 (permalink)
ugination87 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SfV-Lc Posts: 1,014 iTrader: 0 / 0%	this one works like at a library or someplace like that: him: hi, uh do you have an extra piece of paper? her:yea, here you go. (gives paper) him: um.. do you also have an extra pen or pencil? her: um.. sure.. (give pencil or pen) him: (gives the paper and pencil or pen back) now can i have your number?

07-10-2007, 05:37 PM	#91 (permalink)
abs0lutexer0 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 1,412 iTrader: 7 / 100%	hahhahahahahaa I love the come back lines.

07-10-2007, 05:50 PM	#93 (permalink)
SIcBoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: peoria az Age: 24 Posts: 3,431 jr iTrader: 3 / 100%	fat girls need love too...but they need to pay gigity gigity goo not really a line but it could work

07-10-2007, 06:03 PM	#94 (permalink)
TonyFG2 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: sacramento Posts: 492 Tony iTrader: 3 / 100%	Jai la tour effiel dans mes pantalon. French for: I have the Effiel tower in my pants.

07-10-2007, 07:12 PM	#96 (permalink)
3pac2k6 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Coast Posts: 1,034 iTrader: 0 / 0%	"im not really this tall, im just sitting on my wallet"

07-10-2007, 07:49 PM	#97 (permalink)
cojaro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Memphis Age: 20 Posts: 1,206 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Wanna B Ur Lovr Lyrics Artist(Band):Weird Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils are so nice I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl So I could see you twice Girl, you smell like Fritos That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare You're so hot, you're gonna melt The elastic in my underwear I'll bet you're magically delicious Like a bowl of Lucky Charms You'd look like Venus de Milo If I just cut off your arms What I'm tryin' to say is ... I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now, I need somebody to love Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Do you believe in love at first sight Or should I walk by again? My love for you's like diarrhea I just can't hold it in Stop, drop and roll now 'Cause baby, you're on fire I'll bet your outfit Makes a lot of noise in the drier You're absolutely perfect Don't speak now, you might spoil it Your eyes are even bluer Than the water in my toilet Say, has anyone ever told you You've got Yugoslavian hands? No, of course not, that would be stupid Just forget I ever brought it up The point I'm trying to make is ... I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now, I need somebody to love Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you I wanna be your anaconda And your heat-seeking missile too I wanna be your beef burrito Am I making this perfectly clear? I wanna be your love torpedo Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here? Uh huh I hope I'm not being forward But do you mind if I chew on your butt? You can tell me truthfully Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what? There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" To desribe how smooth I am Maybe you've seen my picture It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!" My lips are registered weapons Can I invade your personal space? You must have fallen from heaven That would explain how you messed up your face Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb I'd like to take you home right now So you can meet my mom Because I ... I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now, I need somebody to love Girl, you must be Jamaican Because Jamaican me crazy Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo) Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo) I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo) I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo) You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo) Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo) [repeat x4]

07-10-2007, 07:59 PM	#98 (permalink)
Firestrife Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gainesville, FL Age: 20 Posts: 3,444 Keenan iTrader: 9 / 100%	My friend had these and told me them i remembered some of em. "Hi my name is Doug, its God spelled backwards with a little bit of you in it." "Hey do you like to dance yea well how bout you go dance and let me talk to your friend." "Hey do you have any raisins... or how bout a date?"

07-10-2007, 08:01 PM	#99 (permalink)
edciv Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New Jersey Age: 22 Posts: 612 iTrader: 0 / 0%	"do you wash your clothes with windex?" "Because i can see myself in your pants" I heard that on TV one day, i can't remember what channel but its still stuck in my head

07-10-2007, 08:10 PM	#100 (permalink)
Snake-eyes Join Date: May 2007 Location: You spilled my macchiato! Age: 25 Posts: 6,439 Shake & Bake!!!! iTrader: 0 / 0%	girl, what ethinicity are you? guy, well Im part russian..part roman I got russian hands and roman fingers