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Old 07-10-2007, 04:41 PM   #61 (permalink)
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"yo baby...yo baby...yo............


Baby i bust more nuts than a squirrel!"
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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:44 PM   #63 (permalink)
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i may not Fred Flintstone, but i can so make your bed rock.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:46 PM   #64 (permalink)
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i may not Fred Flintstone, but i can so make your bed rock.

Guy: I may not be fred Flintstone, but i can make your bed rock

Girl: I'm calling the cops
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:46 PM   #65 (permalink)
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^ lol.

if i had a nickel for all the beautiful girls i've seen tonight, id have about five cents
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:48 PM   #66 (permalink)
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This thread is hilarious!!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:49 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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May I buy you a Porsche?
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:50 PM   #69 (permalink)
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"For a fat girl, you don't sweat much"


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Old 07-10-2007, 04:51 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:51 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:52 PM   #72 (permalink)
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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:52 PM   #73 (permalink)
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-is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz I can see myself in your pants

-did it hurt? when you fell from heaven

-are you from tennessee? because your the only ten I see

-her baby, come here often?

-do you like blueberries or strawberries in your pancakes? I wanna know what to order you for breakfast in the morning

lame pickup lines FTMFW!
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:53 PM   #74 (permalink)
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wow your eyes are the same color as my Jag
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:53 PM   #75 (permalink)
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.



Your eyes have touched my soul



You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!



You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!



You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.



You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.



Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
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Your legs would make a great scarf!
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:55 PM   #78 (permalink)
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He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!




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He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.

He: Do you wanna dance?
She: Yeah but not with you!
He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!




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lol i love the comeback lines, those are my favorite
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